As opposed to bitterly envious manchilds who wander into threads devoted to said minor celebrities playing BR games (towards whom they feign indifference) only to vomit up their jealous butthurt that gamers still pay attention to the mullet, and still love battle royale, in a desperately transparent ploy to get fans of these things to pay attention to them instead?
Well, you won my attention for two short backhands, sugartits. Cherish the warmth in your cheeks until the sting fades, and you feel nothing again.
They still have problems with hackers in Planetside 2, too? For a while there were guys who could shoot you through walls. Then there was some hack that enabled the engineer turrets to keep firing and racking up kills after their engineer had died until they were destroyed.