Sitting by myself at Denny's, at 2:37 AM

[HelloJapan]

Good morning. Did you fuck the kid?

 

[iWinYouLose]

In Utah, age of consent for girls is 16 . . . . but if they're under 18 they can't consent with someone more than 10 years older than they are.

It's weird, I know.

Damn. Here in GA at 16, the sky is the limit.

 

[Revolver]

Denny's is gross. Are you at least drunk?

 

[wellz6]

Sounds like you're living the life.

 

[Guestx]

Good morning. Did you fuck the kid?

Nah. Stumbled home, passing by multiple homeless people sleeping on the sidewalk, and then ran into some neighbors who for some reason were still up at like 4 AM.

 

[Guestx]

Its weird you know that.....

But still try n get ballz deep in that waitress.

LOL. I looked it up but the info was easy to find.

 

[Guestx]

Damn. Here in GA at 16, the sky is the limit.

What's the most strange thing is that apparently the age of consent is different for girls than it is for guys.

16 for girls (with the 10 year rule), but 18 for guys.

 

[Guestx]

Denny's is gross. Are you at least drunk?

Oh, quite drunk, and now I'm hungover and kind of wishing I had saved that 20 bucks.

 

[iWinYouLose]

What's the most strange thing is that apparently the age of consent is different for girls than it is for guys.

16 for girls (with the 10 year rule), but 18 for guys.

Lmao wtfff

 

[ChucksGlassJaw]

From what I can see, it's me and two others.

A black guy. Well-spoken but distinctly overweight. And a real rough looking couple of indeterminate origin.

Earlier there were these really white trashy people who came in. The bitch asked me for money. I informed her that shit wasn't happening.

You realize that qualifying "a black guy" with "well-spoken" makes you look racist, right? Just sayin...

 

[Guestx]

You realize that qualifying "a black guy" with "well-spoken" makes you look racist, right? Just sayin...

I'd say he was more well-spoken than most people, regardless of race. Very proper. It was worth noting.

 

[Joe Wong]

You realize that qualifying "a black guy" with "well-spoken" makes you look racist, right? Just sayin...

 

[ineverpost]

I like how mobile devices let you take the basement dweller mentality anywhere you go in the outside world

 

[ChucksGlassJaw]

I'd say he was more well-spoken than most people, regardless of race. Very proper. It was worth noting.

You're from Utah too? This isn't looking good for you. Luckily, your racism is probably more inherent than intentional.

I'd say he was more well-spoken than most people, regardless of race. Very proper. It was worth noting.

So you're saying if it was a white guy, you would have also qualified it with "well-spoken." Somehow I don't believe you.

 

[Hearse Lightning]

Did you order a moons over my hammy?

If not, the fuck is wrong with you

Delicious sandwich but I feel ridiculous having to say it's stupid name when I order it.

 

[Guestx]

You're from Utah too? This isn't looking good for you. Luckily, your racism is probably more inherent than intentional.

LOL

So you're saying if it was a white guy, you would have also qualified it with "well-spoken."

If he had talked like this guy did, then yes.

Somehow I don't believe you.

 

[weed]

this is like a better version of an @Imalive thread.

that's not saying much.

 

[bref]

I'm currently at an airport bar by myself with a 10/10 hangover. Currently trying to choke down a heffeweizen to fix my fucking brain.

 

[ChucksGlassJaw]

LOL



If he had talked like this guy did, then yes.

A quick filter of your 31,000 posts doesn't turn up any results of "white guy, well-spoken." Just sayin... Maybe you've never taken the time to describe a guy as "white." Still racist.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Time to move back to your land. Yeehaw.