Sir Patrick Stewart is winning.

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    He's married to Sunny Ozell.

    He's 77, she's 38

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    Dude has straight up Tiger's Blood!

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    (anyone know how I could get knighted?)
     
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    SHE is winning.

    Patrick is gangsta as fuck.
    A real catch
     
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  3. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Damn, I thought he was married to Ian McKellen.
     
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    you are not wrong.

    I asked my wife last night if it would be a turn on if inwere knighted.

    "What would that mean?" She asked...

    "It means that when people address me, they have to use "sir" in front of my name"

    Long pause as she contemplates...

    Then she turns to me with a sly look "Yeah...thats a turn on..."
     
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    And the first picture you show is one where her upper gums show more than her upper teeth? Horse face
     
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    Your wife does not know what knighted means?
    You need a new wife.
     
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  8. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    In the second picture she actually looks like the female version of Patrick Stewart.
     
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    At 38 years old, she is the one who is winning.

    Make celebs could get 22 year old models if they wanted to.
     
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    So its yet another win for Pattys wife.
     
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    She's Chinese...they don't care bout that shit.
     
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    You should dump her and try and get Partick to marry you.
    We all should
     
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    Respect to Locutus
     
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  15. Liquid Smoke I can rest my balls on your forehead.

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    Guys, make some money, don't be fat, and having a cool accent wouldn't hurt either.
     
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  16. Liquid Smoke I can rest my balls on your forehead.

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    I think you need to know how to joust.
     
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    She is way too old .
     
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    I thought it had something to do with a sword in a stone?
     
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  19. Liquid Smoke I can rest my balls on your forehead.

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    That's if you want to be king. Don't they teach anything in schools anymore?
     
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    I wonder.....

    "Number One, engage."

    Now, let's see Number Two
     
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