Share your million dollar ideas here

[ralphc1]

Some kind of heating mechanism that you can leave in your vehicle that will prevent the windows from fogging over at night. Especially would be useful in colder regions where windows even Ice over. I’ve had this idea for like 7 years now, just need a partner who is smart enough to make it

We have things called garages for that. If you have to leave it outside, put a small thermostatically controlled fan type electric heater inside the vehicle set to a low temperature. You can get one for $20.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

why would not closing the porn window scare you? do you bring laptop to work and you open up it in front of other people often?

He was probably on the deep web looking at stuff he should not be.

<puh-lease75>

 

[Zer]

I was browsing porn on my home computer, which my wife also uses.

You never know bro. She might take that info and use it to improve the marriage. "So this is what @EndlessCritic likes? Maybe I do need to work on my giant gapes?"

 

[blitzk]

A pedal of some kind, similar to what some trash cans have, but for the toilet, so that you can step on it and the lid opens/closes so you don't have to touch it with your hands.

It would also solve the issue of leaving the seat up if you live with females.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

it would only work in certain areas, but I've never encountered a 24 hr pizza place in my life.......

taco shops, fast food, etc... sure. But drunken pizza delivery after the bar?

never seen it

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Midgets racing cows.

Cows would beat the midgets every time.

 

[dembones22]

I was leaving my house to go to work today when I was struck with anxiety.

"Fuck. Did I forget to close my porn window?"

It is clear that InPrivate browsing is not enough. The world needs self destructing browser windows which automatically close after a period of inactivity.

Convince me I'm not a genius and/or share your million dollar ideas.

Dude Faping before work / school ??



Move out of mom's house and get your shit together.

 

[Staph infection]

Self cleaning condoms

 

[SammyPops]

I only have billion dollar ideas.

 

[EndlessCritic]

Dude Faping before work / school ??



Move out of mom's house and get your shit together.

I'm under 30, married with two kids. I make 100k per year as a lawyer. My wife and I have total assets which exceed our liabilities by over $350,000.

Can't a man jerk off before work?

 

[dembones22]

Some kind of heating mechanism that you can leave in your vehicle that will prevent the windows from fogging over at night. Especially would be useful in colder regions where windows even Ice over. I’ve had this idea for like 7 years now, just need a partner who is smart enough to make it

What kind country bumpkin doesn't know about the defrost function of car heater ??


Better yet what kind peasant parks their car outside in the elements and not in a heated 3 car garage ??





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[JAEGERX]

A pedal of some kind, similar to what some trash cans have, but for the toilet, so that you can step on it and the lid opens/closes so you don't have to touch it with your hands.

It would also solve the issue of leaving the seat up if you live with females.

i like this one

 

[Treeloy]

Imagine.

Babe we need a new screen door but I dont want to call a pro or spend endless time installing it.

But WAIT. Now theres doorsnap!

Doorsnap!

An adjustable plastic door that can fit many different door frames, and can be installed in 5 minutes or less, and it also has a built in screen!

Want a new screen door without the hastle? A little extra protection for your exterior doors? Doorsnap can be installed in to frames that already have doors. Just adjust the doorsnap to fit the frame, turn the knobs to lock the door into place, and thats it!


No matter what, Doorsnap has got your back!

Doorsnap!

 

[dembones22]

I'm under 30, married with two kids. I make 100k per year as a lawyer. My wife and I have total assets which exceed our liabilities by over $350,000.

Can't a man jerk off before work?

how do you support 2 kids and a wife on 100k ?? Guess you just started practicing. Your total combined assets are only $350,000 ?? do you not own a home ??



This is a very concerning revelation.

 

[Michaelangelo]

How about a website that indexes all the times actresses had nude scenes in a movie?

and call it Mr. Epidermis

 

[DeJulez]

An app that shows designated spots for attractive women and another app that shows you where stumbling drunk women are at so you can assist then home.
It's called "Better me than him"

 

[DeJulez]

An app that will be hooked thru your car where you can tell others that you need to get by or that you are in a hurry.
After a few years most left lanes will be designated red zones, which you will select on your car to let others know that you will be going fast. Yellow zone would be the middle Lane.
If two cars were being cocksuckers and not letting people go by. You would select a button that would bring up an indicator in their car saying people behind you are trying to get by.
Then you can find where the stumbling drunk girls are on my "Better me than Him" app

 

[Treeloy]

Wheres the love for doorsnap

 

[Literally Bricked]

I’d like to reintroduce slave labour to start culling the human population, reducing waste and get us back on track to what is important.

Would also mean lower taxes!

 

[Long Dark Blues]

A pedal of some kind, similar to what some trash cans have, but for the toilet, so that you can step on it and the lid opens/closes so you don't have to touch it with your hands.

It would also solve the issue of leaving the seat up if you live with females.

Make it so!