Schaub recalls training with UFC/Pride vet Ron Waterman

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  1. SSgt Dickweed

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    Schaub: "...he took my, and you know, it wasn't even Jiu-Jitsu, just a f*cking homosexual move. He took my head and had those big pecs, those tanned pecs all greased up and sweaty, and just went 'yee-geeashh'..."

    Schaub: "I titty-f*cked him with my nose."

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    Waterman may be best remembered for losing to CroCop


    And who could forget what Brendan did to Mirko?
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    Whole lotta gayness in this thread.
     
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    Schaub is truly a weird dude.
     
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    I see he went with "ye-geeeesh!" this time instead of "ga-dooosh!" He's evolving as a storyteller.
     
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    BarkTheSilentBrawler White trash

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    Are the Cro cop Waterman fought in pride and the one Brendan fought in ufc even compatible though?
     
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