Schaub on UFC's favoritism of Ngannou: "You wanna suck his d*ck off every night?"

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  1. SSgt Dickweed Brown Belt

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    Schaub projects himself as Stipe after Miocic voiced his disdain of UFC's favoritism of Francis over him in case Stipe wins: "Oh, you want me to fight [again] in two months? F*ck you. The way you've been treating me? Not happening."

    "You want to be a dick to me, and fly Stip--, you wanna fly Francis out and suck his dick off every night and give him those massages, and Mike Tyson talking in his ear? No, no, no."




    This is the third (recorded) time Brendan has referenced Francis' penis in assessing his fighting career:

    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/s...-suck-his-cameroon-d-k-like-everyone.3672769/
    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/schaub-francis-ngannou-has-a-huge-french-hog.3531715/

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    <Moyes5>{<doc}<Ellaria01>

    Jesus schaub ...
     
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    Schaub always seems to be obsessed with other mens garbage. It's like he has to mention it every time he talks about a fighter.

    Weird dude.
     
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    Don't blame Brendan, this basically sums up first world culture in 2018...

    Everyone is 'sucking someone's dick' and saying 'fuck' every second word.

    People are classless these days..
     
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  5. Final Say Frustratingly Logical

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    Schaub is an entertainer and comedian

    With that in mind, none of these schaub threads are really necessary
     
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    I have no doubt Ronda fucked him with a strap on every night
     
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    Schaub said he is 10% gay. He was missing a '0' at the end.
     
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    Yeah I definitley didn't need to see that shit lol
     
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  10. FacePunch Punchin' Faces

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    Ironic considering that no one sucks more Conor dick than Schaub.
     
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    Schaub lika da peepee.
     
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    Schaub lives a phallic life.
     
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    He's neither entertaining or remotely funny. He appeals to those of the lowest denominator
     
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    it's so people are more shocked when Stipe KOs him.

    Stipe bless.
     
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    Where the Schaub GIFS at?
     
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    He's 50% gay right?
     
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    Holy shit this thread's gone off the rails
     
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    What the fuck is going on there? lmao
     
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    Where is that first Schaub gif from? wtf is that hahaha.
     
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