Schaub and Rogan crushing hard on Paulo Costa

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And by crushing hard, I mean gaying out.



Schaub: "I looked at his body, I was like WTF?"
"He's jacked, maybe the best looking guy in the UFC."
Rogan: "Best looking dude on the planet. He's straight up there."
(Laughs)
Schaub: "Right? I didn't want to come off as gay"
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Schaub: "I bet he slings all the ring card girls if he wants to."
"This dude is just slinging dick out there. Are you shitting me?"
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Schaub: "[Hendricks] looked like he got out of the crowd to fight this dime-piece"
"....might be the best-looking Brazilian of all time, by the way."
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Schaub: "How is he not on the cover of GQ or something?"
Rogan: "[laughs]"
Schaub: "I look like fucking [Harvey] Weinstein next to him .... good-looking dude, man."
Rogan: "Maybe that could be what does him, man: OD on pussy. When you're that good-looking man, it's got to be hard to say no."


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I think creating a thread breaking that down, is pretty.....

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"This dude is just slinging dick out there. Are you shitting me?"

Is Schuab trying to be Joey Diaz now?
 
Man lol I love Rogan and Schaub breaking down fights together...... and I know Schaub does thing for laughs but he needs to stop saying- Best Of All time, Greatest of All Time, Biggest Fan of All Time... good lord
 
Daaaamn even dudes crushing on the Brazilian bomber Paulo.
 
Ts had those pics of Rogan and Schaub saved for his personal use.
It's ok ts we don't judge your sexuality.
 
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