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  1. PUO3 You are a can.

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    Underachiever imo. Do better.
     
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  2. ISIS in blackface Silver Belt

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    That top pic is from the early to mid 90s it looks like lmao
     
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  3. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    have yall ever heard Randy Moss talk?

    that's what WV does to even explosive people haha
    just peep that 30 for 30 on Rand, WV or whatever. It's bad

    which makes Huntington Prep (where like Oj Mayo and Wiggins played ball) being there all the more odd
     
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  4. PUO3 You are a can.

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    I actually banned him lol. This was the one thet got him but he was having some severe meltdowns along the way.

     
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  5. Sauce Castillo Raise Hell and Eat Cornbread yee yee

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    I bet he puts ketchup on his well done steak
     
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  6. ISIS in blackface Silver Belt

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    lmao
     
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  7. Revolver you sound poor

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    should be unbanned imo
     
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  8. Zookeeper Gabe Animal Feces Engineer

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    It's truly quality posters like him that make sherdog great.
     
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  9. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    jokes aside, that cat has some likely serious mental/behavioral health issues

    worships the devil apparently
    uses the sayings 'by god' and 'stomp a mudhole' in 2017
    lives in FL (no offense my other Floridians)
    threatens to kill people
    uses 'carve you up like a steak' as a threat. Steaks are carved? He meant Turkey right?

    like he shows genuine good feelings for violence, not even unemotional like a respectable sociopath
     
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  10. ISIS in blackface Silver Belt

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    So, my gma's check went thru this morning for her car.

    84 years old, can't remember a god damn thing, shouldn't be driving but she passed my checklist of things to do before I'd take her to get a car.

    No one was willing to taker her except these other 2 cans that are a couple, that have been helping her on and off, they took her to get her license re-newed.

    So I chose to take her instead of having them do it because I know how she is and can give her ground rules, she still thinks she's mentally 30.

    Gave her a bunch of ground rules and the first thing I told her once she got in her new car was to follow me back to her house (about 20 minutes away).

    We were near a state road where the speed limit is like 60, so I told her to make sure she's stays to the right and doesn't accidentally merge onto there.

    So, not only does she pull out of the dealership before I even get in my car, she goes and takes the U-turn she is supposed to while I jump in my car and try to catch her.

    She goes directly on the state road I told her not to go on and traffic was bad so I couldn't get over in time. I'm calling her about 1000 times and then it dawns on me that her phone wasn't

    in her purse when I took her license out for the check to go thru. I start panicking because if she doesn't get off almost immediately that state road is going to take her Tampa and she'll be on the

    interstate. I call my mom, panicking, and I take another U-turn so I can get on the state road to try and find her, I'm driving up and down calling her about 1000 times trying to find her.

    I pull over and throw up because I'm about as nervous as I've ever been in my life, mainly because if something happens to her, not only will I feel terrible because it's my

    grandma, but everyone in the family

    will blame me since I took her, even though I'm the only one that's been taking care of her, helping her go to the bathroom, doing her grocery shopping, taking her to the doctors, and getting her medicine

    the past 2 years. Anyway, I say fuck this searching shit and just go to her house on the off chance she made it home ok. I get there and there's her car in the driveway, I knock on the door and ask why

    she didn't answer the phone and she says she was in the bathroom, and asks why I'm there. I say because you were suppose to follow me, then I tell her that she left before I even pulled out and

    she was flabbergasted by this, she forgot she was suppose to follow me. Then she tells me I'm an idiot for worrying so much and to go to work.


    There's my story for the day.

    TLDR = pretty boring, don't read it.
     
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  11. Revolver you sound poor

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  13. Revolver you sound poor

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    I think he's Jim Ross irl
     
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  15. PUO3 You are a can.

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    Ive payed to see some very horrible PPVs, but this one can fuck off.
     
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  16. ISIS in blackface Silver Belt

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    You gonna watch it doe.
     
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    I'm having a huge party, and streaming it for everyone I can think of. But i'm a tough guy like that
     
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  18. mr.bigglesworth Red Belt

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  19. Sir GymTanLaundry Yellow Card

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    Mayweather having tax problems is the best thing I've read all day. He's made 700 million his whole career and can't pay his taxes. Wtf
     
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  20. MarkyMcFly Red Belt

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    Mayweather should add Trump to his entourage. Could probably pull a few strings.
     
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