Got a real mystery on my hands here. Every now and then I get a plastic bag thrown in my driveway or on my porch. Either a phonebook or paper full of ads. I hate that shit. One time I pulled up while the fucker was in my driveway to drop it off. I blocked her truck and gave her the paper back. It was awkward because she was an old lady.
Today I get home from work and see a phonebook in the driveway. I go about my business and walk inside, right past another phone book that's been on my porch for several weeks. I had to run to the store a little bit ago and the fucking bag with the phone book is sitting on the trunk of my car. I have a friend down the block who is a suspect, but he hasn't texted back. I don't think its him. If I can find out who did this I will burn their house down.