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I heard Florida is nice this time of year.
My couchYou pick a vacation spot ?
Today was the first day of a couple weeks off for me. My biggest accomplishment of day one was buying a butter dish so I can store my butter on my counter. Going to be hard to beat that one.My couch
Should have paid an immigrant ( leagal/illegal don’t matter).I changed the lock on my front door today since I broke off the key in the last one in a fit of stupid rage.
Two trips to ACE and Home Depot and three hours of cussing later, I got it done.
fuck life.
Any Given Sunday Al Pacino speech. Gets ya goin!
It gladdens me to know that Odin prepares for a feast. Soon I shall be drinking ale from curved horns! This hero that comes into Valhalla does not lament his death! I shall not enter Odin's hall with fear. There I shall wait for my sons to join me. And when they do, I will bask in their tales of triumph. The Aesir will welcome me! My death comes without apology! And I welcome the Valkyries to summon me home!
Walken, GOAT motivational speechifyer
I bet you've had plenty of experience with six inches in front of your faceAny Given Sunday Al Pacino speech. Gets ya goin!
Walken, GOAT motivational speechifyer
They don’t call me @BigDickRick for nothing!I bet you've had plenty of experience with six inches in front of your face