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Guess TS’ physique

  1. Diabetes

    30.4%
  2. Jared Leto skinny

    8.7%
  3. BD Jacked & Cut

    13.0%
  4. Skinny fat

    17.4%
  5. My 600lbs life

    30.4%
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  1. INeedARemedy GOAT

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    "You plastic steak cooking piece of shit" is one of the better insults I've heard in a while. I would've gone "...son if a bitch" instead, but that's the beauty of art, it's subjective
     
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  2. Dirt Road Soldier Salt the flesh! Fuck the wound!

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    Trying not to be an overeating fatass.
     
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  3. Corona 2016 World Champion

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  4. HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt

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    <Dylan>

    I mean is anyone really surprised that @mooninite54 likes his meat the same as his daily tube steak? Black.
     
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  5. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    we have these three rather hot married spouse volunteers in our office now
    One normal US white chick, one whiteish arab chick from Tunisia and one ridiculously hot Puerto Rican

    cmon son
     
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  6. Gregolian .45 ACP

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    All the women i work save for like... 3 are at least 20 years older than me.

    ADD to that that outside of the main boss I am the only man in my office and my two roommates are females...

    Ugh.
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen. C'mon gunth, it's grime time.
     
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    That’s lots of women man... utilize it. Your roommates have friends right? I met my wife at work but I got her info through a judge I know who’s in her sixties... older women still now younger women as well lmao.
     
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    You're not living life until a chick takes her dentures out and sucks your dick.
     
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  10. AlphaOmegaMan Belt of single malt...

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  11. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    that's how it normally is
    we have 4 women, all in their 50s, and one 20s Marine wife that is about to have a kid

    these 3 young volunteers are a new thing, it's hilarious. Random marines/sailors just congregate at the front desk now 'asking for help'
     
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  12. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    I made the mistake of telling the Tunisian chick I had been there (to Tunis and Carthage) and now she always wants to talk to me
    and then the Puerto Rican thinks i'm on expert on PR b/c I knew where Arecibo is (and it's huge observatory, Goldeneye ftw) and I speak intermediate level Spanish

    That's a fail on my part, I try to avoid hot married women as much as possible. All 3 stay wearing ridiculously fitting dress pants too, it's bad.
     
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    Dude... there's a prosecutor that I see in Court a ton when I'm clerking felony shit that is MAYBE 2-3 years older than I am and if she's in dress pants I virtually become useless cause mentally this is me:
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. HTTR21 Burgundy & Gold Belt

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    I left my wallet on my desk and I've known everyone at my job for 8 years. I had a $180 in it and I just checked it... It's gone. I rarely carry cash, so I didn't think about it and I only stepped away for 30 mins.

    I could beat the shit out of someone right now. Yeah, it's only $180.00 but still. It just goes to show that you can't trust anyone and that I'm a fucking retard.
     
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  15. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho

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    you're telling me
    on bases, gym/workout clothes are not acceptable to wear around unless you're literally in the gym

    If a guy is wearing bball shorts, cutoff sleeves T, or a tank they will get told to change...

    But when a girl wears yoga pants/leggings around, nobody bats an eye

    Perhaps the most positive double standard in history
     
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    What kind of bozo leaves his wallet on top of his desk (that seems to be in a spot where people go by)?
     
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    I deserve that. And my desk really isn't out in the open. It just rustles me cause I've also spent a bit time with them outside of work too.
     
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    Carthage?! What were you doing, fighting in the Punic Wars?
     
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    Send the entire office on first class trips to Uppercut City
     
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  20. Dirt Road Soldier Salt the flesh! Fuck the wound!

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