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"You plastic steak cooking piece of shit" is one of the better insults I've heard in a while. I would've gone "...son if a bitch" instead, but that's the beauty of art, it's subjective
Trying not to be an overeating fatass.Why not both
All the women i work save for like... 3 are at least 20 years older than me.we have these three rather hot married spouse volunteers in our office now
One normal US white chick, one whiteish arab chick from Tunisia and one ridiculously hot Puerto Rican
cmon son
we have these three rather hot married spouse volunteers in our office now
One normal US white chick, one whiteish arab chick from Tunisia and one ridiculously hot Puerto Rican
cmon son
All the women i work save for like... 3 are at least 20 years older than me.
ADD to that that outside of the main boss I am the only man in my office and my two roommates are females...
Ugh.
All the women i work save for like... 3 are at least 20 years older than me.
ADD to that that outside of the main boss I am the only man in my office and my two roommates are females...
Ugh.
You're not living life until a chick takes her dentures out and sucks your dick.
that's how it normally isAll the women i work save for like... 3 are at least 20 years older than me.
ADD to that that outside of the main boss I am the only man in my office and my two roommates are females...
Ugh.
that's how it normally is
we have 4 women, all in their 50s, and one 20s Marine wife that is about to have a kid
these 3 young volunteers are a new thing, it's hilarious. Random marines/sailors just congregate at the front desk now 'asking for help'
I made the mistake of telling the Tunisian chick I had been there (to Tunis and Carthage) and now she always wants to talk to me
and then the Puerto Rican thinks i'm on expert on PR b/c I knew where Arecibo is (and it's huge observatory, Goldeneye ftw) and I speak intermediate level Spanish
That's a fail on my part, I try to avoid hot married women as much as possible. All 3 stay wearing ridiculously fitting dress pants too, it's bad.
you're telling meDude... there's a prosecutor that I see in Court a ton when I'm clerking felony shit that is MAYBE 2-3 years older than I am and if she's in dress pants I virtually become useless cause mentally this is me:
What kind of bozo leaves his wallet on top of his desk (that seems to be in a spot where people go by)?I left my wallet on my desk and I've known everyone at my job for 8 years. I had a $180 in it and I just checked it... It's gone. I rarely carry cash, so I didn't think about it and I only stepped away for 30 mins.
I could beat the shit out of someone right now. Yeah, it's only $180.00 but still. It just goes to show that you can't trust anyone and that I'm a fucking retard.
What kind of bozo leaves his wallet on top of his desk (that seems to be in a spot where people go by)?
Carthage?! What were you doing, fighting in the Punic Wars?I made the mistake of telling the Tunisian chick I had been there (to Tunis and Carthage) and now she always wants to talk to me
and then the Puerto Rican thinks i'm on expert on PR b/c I knew where Arecibo is (and it's huge observatory, Goldeneye ftw) and I speak intermediate level Spanish
That's a fail on my part, I try to avoid hot married women as much as possible. All 3 stay wearing ridiculously fitting dress pants too, it's bad.
Send the entire office on first class trips to Uppercut CityI deserve that. And my desk really isn't out in the open. It just rustles me cause I've also spent a bit time with them outside of work too.
Send the entire office on first class trips to Uppercut City