"There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that make haste to run to evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows discord among brothers." Proverbs 6:16-19
Hmm, what would the opposite of "God's" dislikes?
A thumbs up for arrogance, lies, shedding the blood of the innocent, evil plans, rushing to do what is wrong, spreading slander, and planting chaos among us?
Alleged Satanist: "That is not what Satan stands for! He stands for enlightenment!"
Questioner: "Enlightenment to do what?"
Alleged Satanist: "To do what you want..."
Questioner: "Huh. And what does the human heart desire with no moral boundaries, guidance, and sense of truth?"
Alleged Satanist: "We can be free and equal!"
Questioner: "To do whatever you want? That sounds like a good recipe for cooking up a lot of prehistoric minded people who are mindlessly arrogant, constantly lie for their own ends, want to solve problems with violence, construct envious schemes, rush to laugh at the misfortune of others, and further their schemes with duplicitous stabs in the back."
Alleged Satanist: "What? Are you an idiot Christian? Fuck off you hateful loser! I -know- what is right, I say what I want when I want to, if you don't fuck off I will kick your ass (with like six other dudes to help?), I'm so going to post about you on the internet, I'm going to laugh when all of my followers out you as a loser, I'm going to ruin your life... on the internet!"
Questioner: "Oh, great. Thanks for proving me wrong... I guess, have a great day."
@Ripskater @splendica @Devout Pessimist