Religious sherdoggers will I get to see my pets in heaven?

[no fat chicks]

Do all dogs go to heaven? I like to think so.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Yes & No.

 

[lsa]

No... Only cats go to heaven.

Dogs... dogs are terruble

 

[no fat chicks]

No... Only cats go to heaven.

Dogs... dogs are terruble

Take it easy Dr evil

 

[lsa]

Take it easy Dr evil

 

[PRESIDENT TRUMP]

pretty sure you need to let Jebus into your heart or something. its why every dead baby that wasn't baptized is burning in hell for eternity. #notmygod

I'll defer to @ripskater to better answer this burning question. No pun intended

 

[Valhoven]

Yes... Because only dogs go to heaven.

And cats... cats are terruble

FTFY

TS, I would like to apologise for my friend here; he hasn't been napping well lately and well, you know how crotchety tired pussy can get.

 

[lsa]

FTFY

TS, I would like to apologise for my friend here; he hasn't been napping well lately and well, you know how crotchety tired pussy can get.

 

[Milgrim]

Funny that TS thinks he's going to Heaven. Your pets will be there, but you have no chance. Your future:

 

[wonderbread]

There is not heaven or hell.. they were created to control the weak minded and get them to follow their cults.

 

[Der Eisbär]

There is not heaven or hell.. they were created to control the weak minded and get them to follow their cults.

oh really? you sound like you KNOW. How do you know this? Please enlighten us.

 

[MaureenCretis]

oh really? you sound like you KNOW. How do you know this? Please enlighten us.

I'll field this one. It's because it's all obviously complete bollocks.

 

[Guestx]

Serious answer:

I think maybe animals have a soul that transcends death, just as humans might. I'm not sure if the afterlife is "heaven," but yes, whatever it is I think pets might go there.

 

[Der Eisbär]

I'll field this one. It's because it's all obviously complete bollocks.

What you believe and what you know to be a fact are different things. Does that really need to be explained to You?

 

[ralphc1]

Do all dogs go to heaven? I like to think so.

All dogs go to heaven and all cats go to hell.

 

[fungi]

pretty sure you need to let Jebus into your heart or something. its why every dead baby that wasn't baptized is burning in hell for eternity. #notmygod

I'll defer to @ripskater to better answer this burning question. No pun intended

Not necessarily. What if his pets are circus-sized? In at least 2 religions that's enough, iirc.

 

[lsa]

All dogs go to heaven and all cats go to hell.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

 

[lsa]

Serious answer:

I think maybe animals have a soul that transcends death, just as humans might. I'm not sure if the afterlife is "heaven," but yes, whatever it is I think pets might go there.

what about pigs or chickens? I mean freaking awkward to go to heaven and see that pig you ate...

 

[MaureenCretis]

What you believe and what you know to be a fact are different things. Does that really need to be explained to You?

Oh dear