REFEREE JOE CORTEZ: CONNOR HAS A PUNCHER´S CHANCE

[Sharkey]

Sounds like my lil girl, exactly, tbh. Yeah man it's crazy how insane they can get, lol, so odd compared to the silly dumb love dogs give you. They'r'e weird little fuckers but she's also smart af and a sweetheart, most of the time. Gonna go for the butt shot spray for sure. Cat's seem pretty attentive, I think she'll get it pretty quickly. I just don't want her to get electrocuted or deformed. She loves eating at wires too. Guess that was the same tih my dog tho.

Thanks bud. He was a good one. Time heals everything to an extent I guess, he was a good boy. I got stories for days about that lil fucker.

Cats are pretty amazing even though they can act a little crazy when you first bring them home. Dogs are amazing too as you know. You treat them good, help influence them to behave properly, cats can be just as affectionate as dogs in their own unique way. But they're all individuals too with their own personalities. I found some things to be pretty standard with the cats I've had, but all of them had their own little quirks about them as well. Whether it be a dog or cat, if you treat them right they'll treat you like the center of their world because that's exactly what you'll be to them. And it's a pretty nice feeling too as you found out already. My cat is laying right here on her bed about a foot away from me and that's the distance where she is almost 100% of the time I'm at home (which is mostly nowadays). She's around me all the time. I can't even go take a shit without having her follow me, because if I do she'll freak out and scratch away at the bathroom door. So I make sure she's following. She sleeps besides me when I sleep. She lays on my chest if she's awake and I'm sitting on the couch watching TV. Or she'll lay here on the desk against my chest in front of the computer a lot of times. I take her across the street to the park a couple times a week just to get her outside for a bit. Or outside on the patio if I sit out there for a bit to smoke a joint or whatever. I ensure I play with her every day as well. She can only last about 10-15 minutes before she's completely puckered out. That's nothing out of my day. She's an amazing companion and your cat will be too before you know it.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Cats are pretty amazing even though they can act a little crazy when you first bring them home. Dogs are amazing too as you know. You treat them good, help influence them to behave properly, cats can be just as affectionate as dogs in their own unique way. But they're all individuals too with their own personalities. I found some things to be pretty standard with the cats I've had, but all of them had their own little quirks about them as well. Whether it be a dog or cat, if you treat them right they'll treat you like the center of their world because that's exactly what you'll be to them. And it's a pretty nice feeling too as you found out already. My cat is laying right here on her bed about a foot away from me and that's the distance where she is almost 100% of the time I'm at home (which is mostly nowadays). She's around me all the time. I can't even go take a shit without having her follow me, because if I do she'll freak out and scratch away at the bathroom door. So I make sure she's following. She sleeps besides me when I sleep. She lays on my chest if she's awake and I'm sitting on the couch watching TV. Or she'll lay here on the desk against my chest in front of the computer a lot of times. I take her across the street to the park a couple times a week just to get her outside for a bit. Or outside on the patio if I sit out there for a bit to smoke a joint or whatever. I ensure I play with her every day as well. She can only last about 10-15 minutes before she's completely puckered out. That's nothing out of my day. She's an amazing companion and your cat will be too before you know it.

That's awesome man, she seems like a sweetie. Tbh part of the reason I got a cat on top of not wanting another dog right away is so I can keep her away from all the pitbulls/big angry dogs in my neighborhood. Not saying pitbulls are bad dogs or animals but they will kill a cat w/o any worry. Im in the ghetto atm, can't be having a shitzu blend dog (like my last one who lived in the suurbs for most of his life) out on the street w/those killer bastards out there, gotta keep an eye on the lil one and they seem to be easily entertained.

I do however let her sit out on the porch with me for my morning cold bottle of water. (not much of a caffeine guy). I don't have a leash I just hold her so she gets fresh air for a few mins before I let her back inside.

It's funny, I literally grabbed an extra cardboard box from outside my work the other day (it was clean as a ardboard box can be) b/c I heard cats loved them for some reason, and it took her less than 2 secs to jump into it and she was having the time of her life haha.

Thanks again for the advice man, seriously its tough for someone like me to get adjusted as a grown person who isn't used to cats like that. Need all the knowledge I can get. Been doing the googles for the past 48hrs like crazy just to make sure I'm not fucking her up already lol. Your cat sounds like she's the shit (can't get much of a better pet who's willing to hang with you while you're taking a monster deuce). I already like her.

Btw I pick Conor to have a tiny puncher's chance, but a much larger chance of him getting his shit pushed in. Floy's gonna kick the shit out of this kid. then again I'd let Floyd kick the shit out of me for 50+mil as well so good on him. Getting embarrassed by an atg isn't all that bad when youre a can boxer, esp with that check coming in. He should thank Floyd everyday for this opportunity.. Dana too, he doesn't have to do shit and is still getting a nice compensation despite doing almost nothing.

 

[stuff jones]

Go start that thread and I'll post in it.

There is a thread for the fight already. Hard to think of angle deserving of a new thread. Of course that hasn't stopped a million threads on this fight.

 

[Sharkey]

That's awesome man, she seems like a sweetie. Tbh part of the reason I got a cat on top of not wanting another dog right away is so I can keep her away from all the pitbulls/big angry dogs in my neighborhood. Not saying pitbulls are bad dogs or animals but they will kill a cat w/o any worry. Im in the ghetto atm, can't be having a shitzu blend dog (like my last one who lived in the suurbs for most of his life) out on the street w/those killer bastards out there, gotta keep an eye on the lil one and they seem to be easily entertained.

I do however let her sit out on the porch with me for my morning cold bottle of water. (not much of a caffeine guy). I don't have a leash I just hold her so she gets fresh air for a few mins before I let her back inside.

It's funny, I literally grabbed an extra cardboard box from outside my work the other day (it was clean as a ardboard box can be) b/c I heard cats loved them for some reason, and it took her less than 2 secs to jump into it and she was having the time of her life haha.

Thanks again for the advice man, seriously its tough for someone like me to get adjusted as a grown person who isn't used to cats like that. Need all the knowledge I can get. Been doing the googles for the past 48hrs like crazy just to make sure I'm not fucking her up already lol. Your cat sounds like she's the shit (can't get much of a better pet who's willing to hang with you while you're taking a monster deuce). I already like her.

Btw I pick Conor to have a tiny puncher's chance, but a much larger chance of him getting his shit pushed in. Floy's gonna kick the shit out of this kid. then again I'd let Floyd kick the shit out of me for 50+mil as well so good on him. Getting embarrassed by an atg isn't all that bad when youre a can boxer, esp with that check coming in. He should thank Floyd everyday for this opportunity.. Dana too, he doesn't have to do shit and is still getting a nice compensation despite doing almost nothing.

Looking up some stuff about cats on the internet is a pretty good idea as long as you're not too reliant upon that. The only reason I mentioned the spray bottle thing with you is because I found it to be very effective in helping a cat with behavioral problems. It's worked every time for me and without fail. But you have to also build your own relationship with your kitty too, and it's really not too difficult. Take care of her needs, give her love and attention, and you two will have a great relationship. If she has some quirky things about her after she has developed some then so be it. It gives her more personality as an indivdual and maybe some things you can laugh at along the way.

Yeah, I won't be feeling bad for McGregor either after this weekend. Unless he gets hurt pretty badly that is. He'll be more than well compensated after he does get embarrassed and made to look like a fool, like you said. And good on him for getting himself in this position in the first place. It's kinda nice to see an MMA being paid fair value for what they bring to an event for once even though they had to go into a different sport in this case. Hopefully he can continue to hold something similar to this type of power and gets fair value if he does go back to the UFC and fights there.

I saw that you were betting Floyd inside the distance, but were their any other props that you're playing? I haven't looked at anything, but there must be a ton of value in some of those props if you can narrow your prediction down to fit some of them.

 

[Sunfish]

The odds on this fight keep getting more and more stupid. I've got no money on it at the moment but it's getting tempting to put a lot on Floyd itd.

 

[RR]

The odds on this fight keep getting more and more stupid. I've got no money on it at the moment but it's getting tempting to put a lot on Floyd itd.

I will be there Friday so if a few regulars want me to place bets for them I'll do it. I'll text or pm odds and let me know.

If I don't know you don't pm me.

 

[BoxingMMA]

Conor will give Floyd a more difficult fight than Robert Guerrero, Victor Ortiz, Andre Berto and many other so called "difficult challenges" Floyd was supposed to have.

 

[RR]

Conor will give Floyd a more difficult fight than Robert Guerrero, Victor Ortiz, Andre Berto and many other so called "difficult challenges" Floyd was supposed to have.

<puh-lease75>

 

[BoxingMMA]

<puh-lease75>

All I need to do to win this argument is wait till Saturday.

Guerrero, Ortiz and Berto did not do SHIT in those fights. All Conor has to do is rough him up for a few rounds then lose and that qualifies as a more difficult fight for Floyd. Plus he is 41.

Jesus, Ortiz didn't even fight him.

 

[RR]

All I need to do to win this argument is wait till Saturday.

Guerrero, Ortiz and Berto did not do SHIT in those fights. All Conor has to do is rough him up for a few rounds then lose and that qualifies as a more difficult fight for Floyd. Plus he is 41.

Jesus, Ortiz didn't even fight him.

Neither will Conor. You think he can get inside on Floyd? Chino couldn't even do it in the second fight. This is a glorified sparring session.

Let's make this interesting. AV and sig bet Floyd beats his ass. Like worse then he beat Gatti's ass.

Floyd is slower but he could be 100 and kick the shit out of Conor.

 

[RR]

Here you go. Tell me how Conor will do better:



All ears

 

[BoxingMMA]

I do not have to tell you how Conor will do better. All I have to do is wait until Saturday then simply type "I told you so"

By then of course both of you will probably either not reply or type the usual "if Floyd was in his prime" bullshit

See you Saturday night.

Note. I am not saying Conor will win, all I am saying is he will surprise people by giving Floyd a more difficult fight than the opponents I mentioned above, even if Conor gets tired late in the fight and gets KO'd, he will still have given Floyd a tougher fight in the early rounds. You'll see. You guys think too much of Floyd.

 

[RR]

I do not have to tell you how Conor will do better. All I have to do is wait until Saturday then simply type "I told you so"

By then of course both of you will probably either not reply or type the usual "if Floyd was in his prime" bullshit

See you Saturday night.

Note. I am not saying Conor will win, all I am saying is he will surprise people by giving Floyd a more difficult fight than the opponents I mentioned above, even if Conor gets tired late in the fight and gets KO'd, he will still have given Floyd a tougher fight in the early rounds. You'll see. You guys think too much of Floyd.

Yeah, because I clearly avoid conversations here

Nah, you won't see me Saturday night as I will be at the fight but I will be happy to revisit this on Sunday at the airport.

I notice you didn't take the bet. It's all good. Most people are full of shit on here

 

[Seano]

All I need to do to win this argument is wait till Saturday.

Guerrero, Ortiz and Berto did not do SHIT in those fights. All Conor has to do is rough him up for a few rounds then lose and that qualifies as a more difficult fight for Floyd. Plus he is 41.

Jesus, Ortiz didn't even fight him.

Thats all he has to do? Wow, why didn't anyone else Floyd has fought think of that?

 

[Sunfish]

Wait, the blueprint to beat Floyd is show up @BoxingMMA ? Damn, how has it taken so long for people to realise?

Look forward to you diving back into the heavies as soon as Floyd sons Conor.

 

[realdealgeale]

Im leaning towards the rnd band for floyd 4-6 ko which is 5's... 1-3 is like 6.50 but i think he'll carry him a bit. He rarely does much in the 1st and i think connor will take a few trips to the canvas before its stopped... after Crawford's ko last wk im predicting 2nd awesome bodyshot ko in a fortnight.

 

[The Can Opener]

All I need to do to win this argument is wait till Saturday.

Guerrero, Ortiz and Berto did not do SHIT in those fights. All Conor has to do is rough him up for a few rounds then lose and that qualifies as a more difficult fight for Floyd. Plus he is 41.

Jesus, Ortiz didn't even fight him.

So since The Ghost and Berto went 12 rounds with him if Connor doesn't go the distance you'll admit you were full of shit right?

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Looking up some stuff about cats on the internet is a pretty good idea as long as you're not too reliant upon that. The only reason I mentioned the spray bottle thing with you is because I found it to be very effective in helping a cat with behavioral problems. It's worked every time for me and without fail. But you have to also build your own relationship with your kitty too, and it's really not too difficult. Take care of her needs, give her love and attention, and you two will have a great relationship. If she has some quirky things about her after she has developed some then so be it. It gives her more personality as an indivdual and maybe some things you can laugh at along the way.

Yeah, I won't be feeling bad for McGregor either after this weekend. Unless he gets hurt pretty badly that is. He'll be more than well compensated after he does get embarrassed and made to look like a fool, like you said. And good on him for getting himself in this position in the first place. It's kinda nice to see an MMA being paid fair value for what they bring to an event for once even though they had to go into a different sport in this case. Hopefully he can continue to hold something similar to this type of power and gets fair value if he does go back to the UFC and fights there.

I saw that you were betting Floyd inside the distance, but were their any other props that you're playing? I haven't looked at anything, but there must be a ton of value in some of those props if you can narrow your prediction down to fit some of them.

Yeah I have Floyd rd8 ad Floyd 5-8. There's a ton of props though, I just kind of went all out on the itd prop for the most part. That being said there was a ko/ud line I saw the other day that made me want to bet even more. Forgot what the price was but it was only like -415 or something, iirc, which is fucking nuts, imo.

Haven't looked again today but the props are the most I've seen for any fight that I can ever remember since I started betting. Will post some of the more exotic ones when I get a chance but off the top there's stuff like: "Fighter A gets knocked down and then wins,." Both fighters have simultaneous kd's, basically prop heaven for bettors. It really feels like the super bowl, a freak show of a super bowl but still, the amount of action these books are getting must be huge.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Honor system, anyone want to guess what the o/u for punches Conor lands is? Book will go by compubox. Hint: Juice is on the over but this is the closest to a pk line that I can see for how many punches he lands.

 

[quincy k]

I had a long respnse to this about several things being a degen, owing you a ribeye/lobster dinner that I will never let you try to help pay for b/c I know you're a gentlemanly Canadian and will try to pull that shit. I had a story about a guy I knew who is one of the most respected and successful sports bettors I know and even he had the sportsbook disable his mini blackjack table b/c he was losing too much and wasting tons of his winnings, some good stuff.

But I GOT A FUCKING CAT THE OTHER DAY. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT CATS. IM ON PC RIGHT NOW SHE LITERALLY JUST JUMPED UP ON MY TABLE, WALKED ACROSS MY LAPTOP, DELETES MOST OF MY WHOLE POST THEN STARTS LICKING THE SWEAT OFF MY BEER THAT'S SITTING NEAR (BUT A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY FROM MY Pc AND THEN JUST BAILS. sHE'S BLACK AND SHE'S ACTING LIKE A BITCH SO I CALL HER CUNTY KINTE (NO RACISMS), PLZ CAT OWNERS TELL ME HOW TO DEAL WITH A KITTEN. i AM A DOG PERSON. CATS ARE FUCKING WEIRDOS I LOVE HER BUT GOT DAMN.


Sorry for the all caps rant. I can't help it.

when people come to my home that my cat does not know she shits and pisses in the house for two days straight.

in the same exact spots.