PWd552 Holy smokes this mania is gonna be a doo doo fest

[lakersfan45]

Alright good night u dirt merchants. Tomorrow is Monday night raw on the road to wrestlemania

 

[Casrot]

Will The Demon Balor show up at Wrestlemania?

Cena in The Andre the Giant memorial Battle Royal confirmed?

Does Flo Rida have a new song for Wrestlemania?

Will The Revival have a match at Wrestlemania?

Will Goldberg have a match at Wrestlemania?

Will Nia Jax vs. Bliss happen at Wrestlemania?

Will The Rock show up at Wrestlemania?

Do you forgive Hulk Hogan?

Can Kurt Angle still go in the ring?

Will Adam Cole be on the Wrestlemania card?

Will The Usos get a singles run?

Did WWE want to bury another former TNA wrestler?

Is The Balor club over?

Why did Fandago beat Jericho at Wrestlemania?

Will The Young Bucks debut at Wrestlemania?

Will Curt Hawkins win a match soon?

Can Paige still go?

Will Big Cass be a main eventer?

Will X-PAC be a Hall of Famer?

Why didn't Lord Tenzai get over?

Why did Sandow fail in WWE?

Will WWE add another Japanese wrestler for Wrestlemania?

When is Jack Swagger fighting?

Will Jim Cornette like Fastlane?

What's a Smiggle?

Would Jay Lethal fit in WWE?

Will Kenny Omega sign with WWE?

Does Okada sell a lot of merch?

Where is @Rebelfett ?

 

[Wariowokecancel]

The horror.

 

[The Clinch]

Zack Sabre Jr. has to be one of the least intimidating wrestlers alive today. Watching his match with Naito and well, dude's borderline skinny fat and I'm having a hard time believing he's a match for Naito.

 

[BotchMan]

Zack Sabre Jr. has to be one of the least intimidating wrestlers alive today. Watching his match with Naito and well, dude's borderline skinny fat and I'm having a hard time believing he's a match for Naito.

I don't get how guys just can't put in a little bit of effort to look good

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

The kid lives the gimmick, Lake (@lakersfan45)

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Shit, my BP medicine is getting me fat! I gained 7 lbs over a week! And I’m not logging out and have cut alcohol.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Took my kid to the shooting range yesterday, his first time out. He shot a .22 pistol and scoped carbine. I fired a shotgun for the first time. I was shit. He was good!

 

[Boo-urns]

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I have killed many a kitten to the top one. Was an excellent lesbian porn actor.

 

[Batjester]

Zero sleep again.

 

[A Pennysworth]

Zero sleep again.

Eat more pain meds.

Or jerk off.

But why not both?

 

[J Danger]

Look, i can get behind them giving main events for random ppvs, including some of the other major events. But there is no way they pull the trigger on the women main eventing mania. I think these two could certainly put on one of the better matches on that card for sure but not the main event.

Women will main event next years WM. They can’t do a bunch of women’s “firsts” in one year. Gotta be able to top the prior year’s achievements.

I also wouldn’t be surprised for women’s tag titles in the future. So yeah, within 2 years for tag titles and WM main event.

Styles vs. Nakamura should get at most 10 minutes at Wrestlemania.

25 mins.

Thanks god we are finishing this abomination of a breakfast thread.

I don’t even know what the hell this means but my thread was over brotherbrotherbrother

I’m concerned about @Frank23

He broke

What's a Smiggle?

Smigg and Struggle

 

[J Danger]

Also no poll and one weak ass mascot? Wtf @Gutter Chris

Waiting room is a good song so I’ll give this OP a 4/10.

 

[Max Power]

http://www.lordsofpain.net/columns/...stling_and_Why_WWE_is_Ruining_That_Event.html

Jesus Christ this a tough read.

That was actually pretty good. The thing that stuck out the most and I hadn't even thought of it - is the show would likely be even more sterile on network tv with all that standards and practices shit.

 

[J Danger]

For everyone that said Fastlane was going to suck, it wasn’t even close to bad.

Main event was good
Women’s title was alright
Tag match was good and the interference was brutal. Would have liked it to have been longer though.

Women’s tag was whatever
US Title match was good
Rusev/Nak was a good opener

Not bad. Not great. 3/6 were good, two okay (tag def should have been longer), and one that didn’t really do anything for me.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Zero sleep again.

I get anxiety on Sunday about the anxiety attack I will get Monday morning. Then I wake up at 4-6am and can’t get back to sleep. If it’s 4am then I can jerk off (gf hates morning sex let alone getting dicked at 5am) and maybe go back to sleep with a podcast or ambient noise.

If you’ve got serious insomnia - maybe try some pink noise or shit like this

 

[Batjester]

Eat more pain meds.

Or jerk off.

But why not both?

Stopped the pain meds (will not tempt getting addicted), harder then hell to jerk it lefty.

Spoiler

But I did anyways

 

[Batjester]

I get anxiety on Sunday about the anxiety attack I will get Monday morning. Then I wake up at 4-6am and can’t get back to sleep. If it’s 4am then I can jerk off (gf hates morning sex let alone getting dicked at 5am) and maybe go back to sleep with a podcast or ambient noise.

If you’ve got serious insomnia - maybe try some pink noise or shit like this

Just can't get comfortable with this damn bandage on my hand.

 

[Smigg]