PWD 590: The Juice Spot

[Jobber]

Is there a Commissioner of 205 Live above.... urgh, Drake Maverick?

Seriously, that porn name is the best they could come up with?

No one cares about that show pal

 

[mudflap mike]

 

[deezy]

So Bryan doesn't qualify and takes out a guy who has a chance to qualify....and he gets his chance but somehow that's different from Reigns booking on Raw

 

[Batjester]

Paige is there, bud.

Doubt she needs lube.

 

[Jobber]

So Bryan doesn't qualify and takes out a guy who has a chance to qualify....and he gets his chance but somehow that's different from Reigns booking on Raw

He worked bingo halls bro and grows carrots in his own shit

 

[HomerThompson]

Doubt she needs lube.

Yeah, you can just use spit with that girl.

 

[Ozymandias]

So Bryan doesn't qualify and takes out a guy who has a chance to qualify....and he gets his chance but somehow that's different from Reigns booking on Raw

Hardy will win.

 

[Batjester]

Yeah, you can just use spit with that girl.

Paige seems like the kind of girl that wants you going in dry.

 

[Batjester]

Hardy will win.

Double DQ and they both get added.

 

[mudflap mike]

cool rap english

 

[UL]

i love Lana

 

[mudflap mike]

going to need some lube watching this match

 

[HomerThompson]

LMAO @ the terrible dancing.

 

[sleepwalk]

sounds like poor phil lost his smile.

does anyone actually sympathize with this guy though?

Someone needs to open a rehab clinic for assholes

The minute he started running his mouth about how "fake" wrestling was shit, while still daring to use his work name in 'real' fighting, plus him being a whiny bitch in general, he lost any goodwill for getting sympathy.

No sympy

They may, in fact, have left some money on the table when it comes to Punk's run at the top but, according to him, his main gripe was not getting the main event spot at the biggest show of the year where they instead chose to have the biggest star in the company take on the biggest star in the history of the business.

The biggest heat/pop in history is waiting for anyone who wants it:
When the crowd chants for "CM Punk! CM Punk! CM Punk!," have the guy in the ring tell them, "He's not here. Hes not coming back... because he couldn't hack it. So he abandoned you all. He's not in Japan. He's not on the Indies. He took his ball and went home. And he left you all behind... and you all de-serve it *clap clap clapclapclap*."

 

[Batjester]

From a going nowhere tag team to this. English fucking traded up.

 

[Sanshou Kid]

Paige seems like the kind of girl that wants you going in dry.

And the kinda girl I would want to go in double wrapped.

 

[Magooglie]

Aiden English and Elias should feud some day. It would be the best thing since Cena made that Rock booby joke.

 

[HomerThompson]

They spell it with 2 I's?

 

[Batjester]

Oh fuck my life.

 

[deezy]