PWD 569: World War III Edition

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Which is king of fighters?

  1. Mortal Kombat

    40.5%
  2. Street Fighter

    45.2%
  3. Tekken

    14.3%
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  1. tec87

    tec87 Who the F*** is Sean? Platinum Member

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    Haha I can only do so much on my phone at work in-between calls. It turned out better than my shoop attempts usually do. Lol
     
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    I assume for a WWE superstar it´s really difficult to maintain a stable household, as you are on the road so much. Now for a top WWE superstar, that must be even harder, because you have to add so much pressure into that. Now for the very top number 1 guy, I seriously believe that´s impossible. Just look at the list:

    Hogan: We all know how that shit ended up
    Rock: Divorced
    Austin: 3 exes
    Ric: More exes than championships
    Goldberg: Didn´t got married till years after the business
    Angle: Divorced
    Lesnar: Had to trespass into Sable´s house because she didn´t want none of that shit
    Taker: Divorced
    Triple H: His marriage is a mean to an end
    Sting: Divorced
    Cena: Divorced
    Orton: Divorced
     
  3. Smigg

    Smigg Silver Belt

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    I think the only "Top Guys" marriages who have worked out are Nash, who has been married for 30 years, but one of his deals was "She ain't coming near that pirate ship", Foley, who punched WAY above his weight, so he's not gonna fuck that up, and Kane, who is known as the world's nicest man.
     
  4. RollSonnenRoll

    RollSonnenRoll You don't ever disclose The Business

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    Then on top of that, normal people don't get into professional wrestling. Talk about being behind the 8 ball
     
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    tec87 Who the F*** is Sean? Platinum Member

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    The fucking Rock’s ex-wife is his manager. Dude must have figured, it’s cheaper in the long run to make her his manager then pay her spousal support, etc.
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    Smigg Silver Belt

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    From what I've heard, Brie has the reputation of being a sweetheart, so perhaps Cena thought "Well, Brie's nice, so her sister must be like her... but with MASSIVE tits..." then he spent 6 years with her, and she ain't getting any nicer... and she ain't gonna stop spending.... and her brother is still trying to become my best friend... and I'm spending way too much time with Johnny than I need to... and I'm never getting off these reality shows... and I really wanted to bang that girl in that movie I was in... oh god, and I have to keep walking red carpets with her, and she isn't famous enough to be dressed for free....
     
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    RollSonnenRoll You don't ever disclose The Business

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    It really helped Big Kev that he married his wife while working as a bouncer at a strip club and that's how they started their life together so she was already pretty desensitized. Hall's wife tried to stir shit once saying "well you know they all went to a strip club last night!" and Kev's wife responding that her husband put her through school with money from a strip club so she didn't think she could say much now <Lmaoo>
     
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    From what I've read, they just sat down knowing full well that he's banging on the road *cough* Trish *cough*, and she's banging at home, so just said "Fuck it, no need to be married, we got a kid, and we're still gonna be making shitloads of money together."
     
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    RollSonnenRoll You don't ever disclose The Business

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    They both seemed pretty sweet


    Nikki's life has exploded in the last few years though. She was dating the top star, was the breakout star of Total Divas, got her own show, at the start of the women's revolution you could argue she was the face of it with her lengthy title run, even as a heel she was always over with little girls, I imagine she's made pretty good money through all that as well. It would blow up anyone's ego.
     
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    Frank23 New York Belt Platinum Member

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    What's the story behind this?
     
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    Whoa. I almost missed an entire PED.

    John Cena and Nikki Bella are split, huh?
    I am shocked that a relationship where a woman was repeatedly told by her boyfriend (an obvious, clear-cut sociopath with intimacy paranoia) that he had no interest in getting married or having children (two things she has always wanted for herself and stated from the relationship's start) could fold so soon after making a public spectacle of their relationship and their engagement for the purpose of notoriety and financial gain.

    But, hey, at least by passing up Undertaker's intended retirement match last, we got both the limpfest vs Roman then and that two-and-a-half minute classic with Cena this year!

    Who didn't win because of this engagement? Anyone?
     
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    I want to meet The Rock, and it's not for some fanboy reason, I don't want to mark out and go "OH MY GOD!! IT'S THE FUCKING ROCK!!" No, I want to know if he ever met this guy.

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    This is a man named Vito "Scorch" Carlucci, he's a "famous" radio DJ who used to lie about getting HHH into wrestling. However, the important detail is, he used to host a cable access show called "Scorch's PFG TV", the PFG meaning "Pretty Fucking Great!". Well, Scorch's co-host for a while was former Boston drummer, Sib Hashian.

    Sib Hashian is the father of Lauren Hashian, The Rock's fiance
     
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    RollSonnenRoll You don't ever disclose The Business

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    She broke up with him, he called her over and over, she wouldn't take his calls, dude drives to her house, kicks down the door, calls her cell phone from her house phone so she gets a mindfuck when she looks at her called id, says "I'll be in the living room when you get home and wanna talk".
     
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    Conrad Thompson married into Flair family
     
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    RollSonnenRoll You don't ever disclose The Business

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    Max Power Got The Touch Platinum Member

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    Bret has a couple of divorces as well.
     
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    Max Power Got The Touch Platinum Member

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    She got worked into a shoot?
     
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    Roddy probably had the most stable marriage which is insane. Then again he sweared he never cheated.
     
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    Look how Stevie Richards' marriage ended.
     
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    Cena going down the Lawler route of changing women every couple of years.

    Don’t blame him, I’d shoot myself with a Nikki. Or drink myself silly every day like I used to with one ho.
     
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