PWD 555: Happy Rusev Day

[Michaelangelo]

Kelly Kelly was a good diva, Frank.

snickers agrees

 

[Jobber]

Is wrestling considered a "martial art"?

I find your ignorance offensive

 

[Michaelangelo]

what is the d level main event?

somebody tell me dammit

 

[Jobber]

That fight sucked

 

[Frank23]

 

[Jobber]

Jericho complained to the office about kelly hitting on him all the time. A married man Kelly!

 

[Frank23]

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Lets celebrate Virgil during Black History month too.

He contributed to black history.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Jericho complained to the office about kelly hitting on him all the time. A married man Kelly!

That's why I say that Kelly Kelly's pussy probably stinks.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Move over @SocraticMethod, we have a new candidate.


Rex, you're officially everything wrong with MMA today. You're the reason why we're still getting shitty $65 cards. Thanks a lot dude.

I did it! I did it! I'm number 2! I'm number 2!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Is wrestling considered a "martial art"?

Someone tell me dammit!

 

[SocraticMethod]

I’ve been watching a lot of nxt lately. I started back around balor/ko and am now at joe as champion and the debut of Eric young. I’m going to eventually catch up right around the mania weekend takeover.

Also, @SocraticMethod i will be at WM 35 next year.

I'm thinking maybe we work a story about how you got trapped in an orphanage in which you volunteered when a fire broke out. You were able to get the kids out, but got stuck under a fallen beam when you went back to rescue the orphanages three-legged dog. I shoved past the fire chief who said it was too dangerous, hulked up, and pulled the beam off of you to save the hero.

Becky loves me for being a hero; Carmella loves you for being the charitable orphanage guy; Natalia babysits LTR.

It's a win-win-win.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Someone tell me dammit!

Yes.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Yes.

My son has been a martial artist since he was 5 years old.

 

[SocraticMethod]

She clearly ate that horse.

 

[SocraticMethod]

My son has been a martial artist since he was 5 years old.

I actually thought you meant pro wrestling at first, but my answer stands.

 

[SocraticMethod]

He contributed to black history.

Virgil may have been the first black person I was aware of.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Virgil may have been the first black person I was aware of.

Scratch that: JYD.

 

[SocraticMethod]

I had a JYD action figure (the big rubber ones) when I was like 6. I think that makes me "woke."

 

[SocraticMethod]

G-R-A-B-T-H-E-M-C-A-K-E-S!