PWD 475: Alberto suspended until the next GFW taping.

[Stargazer Rex]

Buy some generic Storm Trooper mugs so your guests know their place.

 

[Ozymandias]

I started drinking coffee after 23 years of walking this Earth and I have a question on coffee etiquette.

I drink mine black, I don't like the other stuff in it. If I am going to offer coffee to guests in my home do I need to offer all the other creamers, sugars and whatever other shit with it? On one hand I have the attitude of "Fuck you, I'm giving this to you free take it or leave it", but on the other hand I'm not a dick.

Creampie me with your thoughts

Surely I can't be the only who is noticing that Rex has become Benjamin Button. Motherfucker was 24 last week!

 

[moonwolf]

Surely I can't be the only who is noticing that Rex has become Benjamin Button. Motherfucker was 24 last week!

23+1 yr of being a baby that can't walk yet

 

[Ozymandias]

Just finished Austin vs Owen at summerslam '97 where stone cold broke his neck. The finish was so bad. Owen just kinda tipped over.

I was there live, but of course had no idea what was happening. I remember being pissed Owen lost though.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Surely I can't be the only who is noticing that Rex has become Benjamin Button. Motherfucker was 24 last week!

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Really tough vote, but cmon.....Mr Perfect is one of the greatest of all time in every aspect of the biz

 

[Stargazer Rex]

 

[moonwolf]

Really tough vote, but cmon.....Mr Perfect is one of the greatest of all time in every aspect of the biz

but Ravishing Rick Rude hooked up with a different chick every week on Superstars!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Really tough vote, but cmon.....Mr Perfect is one of the greatest of all time in every aspect of the biz

Let me tell you something he isn't the greatest at, sucking Francine's clam juice while exiting a bingo hall of 142 roaring Rudeamaniacs while wearing Hammer pants soaked in beer.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Was JR really that bad on commentary for G1?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Should cut the sleeves off IMO.

 

[Michaelangelo]

I started drinking coffee after 23 years of walking this Earth and I have a question on coffee etiquette.

I drink mine black, I don't like the other stuff in it. If I am going to offer coffee to guests in my home do I need to offer all the other creamers, sugars and whatever other shit with it? On one hand I have the attitude of "Fuck you, I'm giving this to you free take it or leave it", but on the other hand I'm not a dick.

Creampie me with your thoughts

Keep all the coffee for yourself

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Keep all the coffee for yourself

I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand, a boy of only nineteen years of age, to understand the adult matters of a 23 year old. You haven't even lived, you haven't even had your first jerk session to some bush porn aka an old weather torn porn mag you found in a bush!

 

[GSPSAKU]

Lol, Tear a quad getting to the ring worse than McMahon and then not even have the tenacity of Vince to no-sell.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

 

[GSPSAKU]

The pencil flip

The towel catch

The gum swagger

The vignettes

The Perfect Plex

The Theme


Truly. Perfect.

That gimmick was PERFECT for him. He had the face, the hair, the build/body, athletic ability, swagger and was skilled enough to pull it all off

Now I love me some Rick Rude, from his younger days trashing everyone, swiveling his hips, painting women on his tights to his smug demeanor as he got older. He oozed cool, bad guy and then he could back it all up as well if anyone wanted to give it a go.

 

[Michaelangelo]

I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand, a boy of only nineteen years of age, to understand the adult matters of a 23 year old. You haven't even lived, you haven't even had your first jerk session to some bush porn aka an old weather torn porn mag you found in a bush!

Look here you fossil, I got out of a relationship with my Science teacher Ms. Fox(yes she was foxxy) after graduating high school (as valedictorian). Unlike my contemporaries I did not kiss and tell and get her ass sent to prison. We amicably broke up after my 1st year at Yale (transferring to Harvard fyi). Just had too much on my plate between my confidential NASA research, CIA internship and sorority orgies that I had to move on. Thanks for making me remember her, you asshole.

 

[Batjester]

what if that's the only way to get a plethora of Bliss sextapes?

Damn man, that's a harder question than the poll.

Spoiler

who am I kidding, LICK AWAY PAIGE!!!

 

[moonwolf]

Damn man, that's a harder question than the poll.

Spoiler

who am I kidding, LICK AWAY PAIGE!!!

lol I legit thought the spoiler was gonna say, 'but not as hard as my dick! heyohhhhhhh!

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Anyone watch the Angle 24 on the network?