PWD 457: God-Queen Io's accession is upon us.

Discussion in 'Pro Wrestling Discussion' started by Falsedawn, May 16, 2017.

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Nothing is free in this world, who you gonna smash?

  1. Sasha Banks (But she's bald)

  2. Alexa Bliss (But she has Vagina dentata)

  3. Charlotte (NXT Charlotte *shudder*)

  4. Naomi (But the Usos film you Maddox style)

  5. Bayley (But that ass is gone and she only talks in baby talk)

  6. Everyone (But you lose the ability to nut)

  7. Nobody (But Nia Jax dutch ovens you for a week)

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  1. Falsedawn

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    Kendo stick on a pole match?

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    Pros at some point one or both girls will be rolling around rubbing their asses after getting smacked.
     
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    Gimme a poll idea and I can add it
     
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    J Danger Million Dollar Champion Platinum Member

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    I just got into that 30-39 bracket so everything got a little easier but it's pretty much a joke

    Waist measurement (under 35" for max)
    Push-ups (67 in 60 seconds for max)
    Sit-ups (54 in 60 seconds for max)
    1.5 mile run (under 14 to pass, 10:00ish for max)
     
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    ...who I should victory fap to. And then list a variety of sloots. Come on man!
     
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    lol needing under 14 minutes to run a 1.5 mile
     
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    Seems like you could almost walk 1.5 mile in 14 minutes.
     
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    Oh great, it'll be a list of Japanese dudes.
     
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    You'd be surprised too. People are fat lazy shitbags. You can't do the minimum for all components and pass though. It's a weighted system.

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    I'm not banging any bros, bro @Falsedawn
     
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    wtf is dentata
     
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    Her cooch has teeth and bites your dick off. Watch Teeth lmao.
     
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    GOAT Japanese wrestler, dude held the title. None of those flippy Japanese midgets can say that.
     
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