Discussion in 'Pro Wrestling Discussion' started by Minotauro Rex, May 4, 2017.
Lacey Evans is a legit bad-ass. She served in the US Marine Corps for a few years, and was even on the US Marine SWAT Team.
And isn't Asuka great to see in person? Loved her when I went to see NXT here. She was teaming with Bayley against Nia Jax and Emma.
No fucking WWE events near me for this year, fuck that shit!
Also wondering when ol El Diablo will make his comeback.
US Marine SWAT, fucking ridiculous.
Soldiers playing police men playing soldiers.
SWAT are cop cancer. Now this shit has gotten so out of hand that the soldiers feel the need to be even more militarized.
Allegedly, we've been lied to before.
It was okay, but very silly and soft-minded. It definitely feels like a response to Saving Private Ryan's Opum character, except he had an actual use instead of being completely ineffective for no reason other than some weirdo manifesto of David Ayer. It tries to be hard but its idea of strength is a revelation of weakness, and had no real grit.
Perfect in every way.
I liked that about it. There are hundreds of films where the main character is a perfect hero. I was expecting to be spammed with patriotic rubbish for most of the film too.
becky lynch looking lean these days. trying to go full eva marie.
yeah, I went last night. the guy sitting next to me was there with his son and we talked about early 90's wrasslin for a while. Then he said, "you wanna see something cool?" and proceeds to pull up a picture on his phone. It's a signed picture of him getting slapped by HBK in the ring (HBK signed it to him). Then he shows me a pic of him getting squashed by Yokozuna., and then another pic, and another. His kid tells me that his dad was the first person to take the sweet chin music/superkick finisher from HBK (same match). Cool dude.
here's the match where he gets slapped (and superkicked) by HBK.
Asuka is more fine in person
Mandy's (they dropped the Rose) ass is fatter in person. as soon as her titantron hit the dude in front of me yelled out, SEXY ASS BITCH.
i like her new black leather gear. they are having her play up the sexuality more. know your audience.
her tag partner Bianca Blair . she had different gear on though and her cakes looked tastier than gross naomi's. If/when she and Ember Moon get called up, naomi will be out the door.
they went against Lacey Evans and Ruby Riot. Lacy Evans is much prettier in person than she is on tv. Also, she had the move of the night: slingshot elbow drop from the outside>in. picture perfect, as in Mr. Perfect would approve. I was heavily impressed with her cakes as well. at one point Mandy ended up putting on Lacey's skirt and the whole arena chanted DELETE DELETE DELETE.
kassius ohno took off his jersey and is still fat.
main event was itami/perfect 10 vs @Minotauro Rex's stripper stepdad/itami. Itami seems like a salty dick IRL. I find Roode to be kind of boring to watch on tv, but live/at house shows he is highly entertaining. perfect 10 said it was his last match with NXT and the locker room came out for him at the end.
@Aquabot pretty much covered the rest. was a good time and the tickets were hella cheap ($20) for where I was sitting and how close we were to the ring; seats right above the floor.
the place was full of neckbeards who yell random shit to get attention since they likely get none outside of wrestling shows, so that was a lesson in self-restraint; as in I had to restrain myself from slapping the teeth out of the fedora wearing shamu's sitting behind me.
I am all for chants and cheers as they relate to what is happening in the ring, but when dudes just start yelling random shit every 10 seconds to see if someone will laugh then it gives me reason to speak up, so I had my buddy spill beer all over them when he stood up to cheer.
That's awesome man
lol a true that HBK squash match that's how u do it
Patriotic rubbish is out manly rubbish is in.
Also if you haven't seen it check out Come and See which is a very superior film with a similar theme. One caveat: it is so hard and real it makes Apocalypse Now look like Singin' in the Rain.
One of the biggests laughs I ever got was at a UFC show with one simple shout.
"Punch him in the face!"
Never even heard of it. Sounds great I'll try check it out sometime next week thanks.
I call bullshit on that. No fuxking way
Don't be jelly
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