Proper 12 Whiskey review

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  1. wilKO

    wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

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    So last night i was in Tesco and noticed I hadn't been drunk in almost 3 days. I went to the whiskey section and saw it.

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    I thought it was quite overpriced. There were cheaper whiskey's three times the size but I couldn't resist it. The tiger with a crown really sold it for me.

    I opened it up on the bus and sniffed it. I could smell piss and vomit but apart from the buses natural aroma I got hit up the nose with a nice spicy smell. I took a swig of it and immediately thought this was a good purchase. I put the lid on the bottle and dropped the rest of the passengers off before clocking off for the night.

    Once I got home It was almost press conference time. I got a glass out and poured the whiskey neat. I didn't want to spoil the flavour with ice. I started off strong. Drank the first 2 glasses like a fish. Somewhere into the 3rd glass the tide turned. I was getting worse for wear. I began mixing it with coke. Just like Conor. I remember walking down the streets of Belfast yelling at randomers about how the wilKO clan fought on battlefields. I blacked out soon after and woke up in a skip with my surname written across my stomach in sharpie.

    All in all it was a good experience and I would recommend it to anyone looking for an A-level whiskey. I would give it 7/10.

    {<Mcgoat}
     
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    <{ohyeah}>cheers
     
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    How actually shook was Rose in the bus?
     
  5. Mr. Jamie Cee

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    Written like a true Irishman!
     
  6. Hoop

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    Absolute nonsense.

    Everyone knows Nordies only drink that Harp piss.
     
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    That whisky is only aged 3 years. That's far from what you call an A-Level whisky lol. For $25 you can get yourself a Glenfarclas 12. Now that is a great Whisky.
     
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    I laughed. Good review.

    I heard it tastes like hot donkey piss though.
     
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    Great review. I have no idea if it's on sale here in Denmark, but if it is, I'm definitely gonna buy and make a proper review.
     
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    Dont drink whiskey but ill give it a crack.
     
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    "mixing it with coke". My exact thoughts while watching the presser. but it was still funny to me I must admit. as well as your review @wilKO.
     
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    Drunk bus driver thread /10
     
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    I been drinking Scotch all night…
    That shit sounds swill.
     
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    Can you buy it in the UK yet I actually want to give it a try?
     
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    How does hot donkey piss taste? Why the fuck would you respect someone using hot donkey piss as a reference? As they've 1) obviously not tasted hot donkey piss, or 2) actually has, which makes their opinion invalid.
     
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    Good read!
     
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    Another one who is lying like @wilKO You Danes only eat Bacon and drink that Carlsberg piss.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have my Beef saturated Guinness sandwich.
     
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  20. GSP vs Conor in 2019

    GSP vs Conor in 2019 Jon Stark Belt Platinum Member

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    You need to rate Whisky by the nose, pallet and finish. This write up was pure amateur.
     
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    A more serious review says: This will end up being mixed or served over ice with something sweet.
    That’s the definition of a non A-level whiskey.
     
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