alright, hear me out first. I work in an office that's about 80% female, and when I'm sitting around or eating lunch with them I hear about the fucked up shit they do. Everything they do together is faintly sexual in nature--skinny-dipping, having parties where they buy dildos and then show each other the dildos they bought... weird shit that heterosexual men would never do together--think about it, a bunch of guys having a party where they buy porn or sex toys?? Not in a million years, only homos would do that shit. Before you get excited, bear in mind these chicks are mainly 35-40 and not very hot. Now I--like all of you--have a sick and twisted mind. My hard drive is full of vile, degrading porn.... however, in real life, I don't actually DO perverted shit like the cougar-ass whores I work with. All I do (again like most guys) is bang the girl I'm dating and get BJs from her--that's all. Women, on the other hand, insist that their sex lives include lesbian overtones, sex toys, and overly-elaborate fantasies.