proof that women are actually more perverted than men

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  1. limp_dilznick Brown Belt

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    alright, hear me out first.

    I work in an office that's about 80% female, and when I'm sitting around or eating lunch with them I hear about the fucked up shit they do.

    Everything they do together is faintly sexual in nature--skinny-dipping, having parties where they buy dildos and then show each other the dildos they bought... weird shit that heterosexual men would never do together--think about it, a bunch of guys having a party where they buy porn or sex toys?? Not in a million years, only homos would do that shit.

    Before you get excited, bear in mind these chicks are mainly 35-40 and not very hot.

    Now I--like all of you--have a sick and twisted mind. My hard drive is full of vile, degrading porn.... however, in real life, I don't actually DO perverted shit like the cougar-ass whores I work with. All I do (again like most guys) is bang the girl I'm dating and get BJs from her--that's all. Women, on the other hand, insist that their sex lives include lesbian overtones, sex toys, and overly-elaborate fantasies.
     
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  2. __JaG__ Let's hug it out bítch.

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    cougar-ass huh?? i lost sight of the main objective when i read "cougar-ass"
     
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  3. Goth_Judoka A rainbow in the dark!

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    "I'm going to find out who did this!! Man or woman, women are just as sick as men!!....Let me just say this, women are filthy!!"-David Brent (The Office)
     
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    anytime you start off by saying, "PROOF that xyz... Okay, here me out first"

    you know what follows is bullshit

    tl.dr
     
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  5. WUchi beaver belt

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    women are all talk. except for the ones with low self-esteem, they actually perform quite well.
     
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  6. __JaG__ Let's hug it out bítch.

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    the ones who dont talk (i.e. the quiet ones) are usually pretty freaky, the girls with little, to no experience can be taught and trained like seals.
     
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  7. limp_dilznick Brown Belt

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    sort of like anytime someone confuses "hear" with "here"
     
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