Professional Wrestling Fighting Physics

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  1. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

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    If you're thrown thru light tubes in front of 15 people down south you better make sure you get cut badly so they get their $5 dollars worth.
     
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    The only problem with this one is that a person's finisher is the result of training to a level beyond everyone else. Everyone hits clotheslines, but Kazuchika Okada has trained his so much that a ripcord lariat is absolutely lethal. It's what happens when technique meets hard work, dude.
     
  3. TennBJJ

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    You 're almost there, but let me inform you on human body physics. Lifting the arm and letting it drop actually works like a pump. By the third pump adrenaline has been shot through the body especially to the brain making the victim of the sleeper into an invincible monster.

    Hogan, in particular was a master of human physics. When the third pump came, he would feel too much adrenaline rushing to an unnecessary part of his body (the index finger). He would then shake his finger to redistribute that adrenaline to other parts of his body so he could HULK UP
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  4. Bluesbreaker

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    This thread is fantastic.

    If your opponent drops while whipping you, you'll bounce off the corner with tremendous force.

    Your arm can be twisted around 1000 times.
     
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    Two words: hip toss.

     
  6. The Gooch

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    If someone wants to suplex you and he holds you inverted in mid-air, your body freezes perfectly still for as long as that wrestler wants to show his immense strength. the pain is logarithmically more for every second inverted.

    Most wrestlers know that the Spanish announce table hurts way more than the English announce table. This is why it is always chosen first to be destroyed.
     
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    If you stomp your foot while you throw a punch, it makes it harder.

    Also slapping your thigh when throwing kicks makes it even deadlier.
     
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    When thrown into the the ropes, you must bounce off, reversing direction, in order to be clotheslined/backdropped/etc.
     
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    Couple of observations, including non-human physics:

    1. I blame the American Labor Unions partially for ruining wrestling. Modern tables and chairs are built to a much lower standard of quality than 30-40 years ago. A good old fashioned chair from 1975 would easily dispatch a wrestler with one swing, and the tables were so hard almost no one would come near them. Today's shoddy workmanship has produced tables and chairs that barely tickle a wrestler when used by their opponent, basically rendering them as useless as a Nerf bat.

    2. In a tag match, the wrestling ability of the partner standing on the outside waiting for the tag increases exponentially the longer he is not the legal man in the ring.

    3. Opponents of John Cena all experience a very peculiar temporary blindness when in the ring with him. Though able to view the referee, the ring and the crowd, they cant see him.

    4. When coming off of the to rope, any movement such as a spin or rotation increases all damage dealt by a factor of 5

    5. Any object, regardless of normal use, can be devastating if used in a hardcore match. Essentially a cinder block and a box of Kleenex are both equally deadly
     
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    1 slap from a valet or old out of shape manager = 4 power moves from a professional wrestler
     
  12. The Gooch

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    A small gimmick change can turn a pair of glorified jobber valets into an undefeated tag team.
     
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    Hypnosis works on other wrestlers, but fans.

     
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    It's impossible to straighten your legs during an atomic drop.
     
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    Chair shots have 10x more power in the hands of a wrestler during a run in.
     
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    Ladders= the undeserving experience massive gravity rise if they climb for the prize and it’s not their time. That’s why they slow down and fall over. Additional gravity pulls them to the apron, they’re not rolling out, they’re falling out horizontally.
     
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    If you want to inflict serious injury on your opponent by putting him through the Spanish announce table, you better take the monitors out first.
     
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    But Kevin Nash has one of the daintiest powerbombs in the game. There are some guys who look like they are trying to drill for oil with their opponent.
     
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    Unless your name is Brock or Orton.
     
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    See, they throw their bodies into it because they lack technique. Big Sexy, he knows technique. See your average powerbomb only rotates you to about a 90 degree angle before they drop you on your back. But Big Sexy knows technique, and he's not normal. So he rotates you with his strength to about an 80 degree axis. And then you add a sheer drop to the mix? Your chances of landing on your back drastic go down.

    See when you take that 80 degree angle and add a sheer drop, you KNOW Big Sexy is too tall for you to land on your back and you don't even try. But Big Sexy, he knows that he has whiplash on his side, so he drops you on that stack of dimes you call a neck. All that power is transferred into your spine, you know it's a sackerfice.

    The numbers don't lie, whiplash plus height equals you getting sackerficed to the JBG.
     
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