Pro Tip: If you're feeling drowsy, go for a walk

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    Or take some form of stimulant + decongestant.
     
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  2. Liquid Smoke I can rest my balls on your forehead.

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    Or take a big dump. Anything but a short nap, that's gay.
     
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  3. Ippy Ik ben Groot.

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    Fuck that noise.

    I nap like a champ. 30-180 minutes guaranteed.
     
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    @Clippy
     
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    Naps just leave me feeling even more tired
     
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  6. Ippy Ik ben Groot.

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    Then you're doing it wrong!
     
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    this is generally frowned upon in the workplace.

    GENERALLY...
     
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    #poopnap
     
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  10. fungi Britney #2 fan

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    I lived in Rochester, upstate NY, for a couple of years.
    Sometimes, going for a walk was not an option.

    Shit like this happened:
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  11. Kneepocalypse This is your god now.

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    Is that what Roger Ebert said?
     
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    what's going on in that pic?
     
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  13. OMGstreetfight I like money

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    Another pro tip: If you are forced to hold your urine in for an extended period of time, scratch the back of your calf. It gives you temporary relief.
     
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  14. fungi Britney #2 fan

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    Several feet of snow overnight.
     
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  15. bad seed A Really Cool Opatmus

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    are you a Southerner?
     
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    Actually, yeah
     
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    If you're feeling drowsy, go take a walk.... then pass out and crack your head on the concrete pavement and bleed out?

    Better off brushing the teeth and going to sleep.
     
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  19. Mike Slowly rotting

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    Stop making threads.
     
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