Premier league thread v2: Dark side 2: electric boogaloo (sponsored by PTSD)

[Partlow]

The sequel to the best thread of all times has returned. Let us review our accomplishments from the prior season of global domination and if the team should remain or leave

England:

Manchester United- A treble for Lord Mourinho in his debut season. Expect nothing less from a winner like that. With the addition of one of his former protégés, Matic, the sky is the limit for this global powerhouse domestically and abroad

Status: remain

West Brom-An overachieving season once again as Pulis and the lads put in more defensive enthusiasm than anyone. Did absolutely nothing in the transfer market though, everyone else improving is worrying

Status: remain, but a close watch on the season

Middlesbrough: brought in after Mourinhos top assistant Aitor Karanka got them promoted. After unfairly being fired and the team relegated, its time for them to fade away and classify them as obsolete

Status: leave


Spain (best league in the world)

Real Madrid

Another year, another successful season. Back to back CLs, the league title. Another Ballon d'or for the best player in the world. Barcalona being weakened (more on that later). It appears that the toughest challenge for Madrid in the foreseeable future is this dreaded technological heathen known as VAR.

Status: remain


France (2nd best league in the world):

PSG- Being expected to win the league, they couldn't and their absolute choke job in the CL put them on very thin ice. Then they shook the futbol world to its core



A domino effect or chain reaction is the cumulative effect produced when one event sets off a chain of similar events. The term is best known as a mechanical effect, and is used as an analogy to a falling row of dominoes. It typically refers to a linked sequence of events where the time between successive events is relatively small.


Using completely legal tactics and no shadiness whatsoever, this top 10 anime betrayal brought Neymar from Barcalona for a world record free that at least doubled the previous one. Not only does this develop PSG into a global powerhouse but it also weakens Barcalona one of our bigger rivals in Spain. In turn they will need to replace him with someone (perhaps Coutinho, which weakens Liverpool and themselves since he isn't as good as Neymar, thus the domino effect)


Status: Remain


Germany

RB Leipzig- From newly promoted to 2nd place, and they kept all of their best players. Look for the most hated thing in Germany since the SS (wish I could take credit for that) to continue to improve and mount an actual challenge to Bayern with their youth and exciting style.

Status: remain

Dortmund:finished 3rd, won a cup. Not bad for losing some top players. Another team to lose to Monaco, a real thorn in our side they are. Our status in the American market is steadily climbing with this team from the marketing aspect. However the previously mentioned domino effect could weaken the team if Dembele defects. Regardless, Obergruppenfuhrer @Deffid and his men will go again.

Status: Remain


Italy

Juventus:The cream of the crop in Italy, winning a 5th title in a row and reaching the CL final. Stern rivals LOOM however in Milan, Roma and Napoli.

Status: remain

Currently one spot remains open, it may be filled, it might not be. We will see.


Overall record:

158 W 68 L 70 D

*results league games only and not 100% completely accurate due to DS teams playing each other, known as DS friendlies, they don't count as official games and are used for entertainment and revenue purposes


***List of accolades***

CL trophy, CL runner up

EL trophy

2 league titles

Super Cup

7 domestic trophies

FIFA club World Cup (the most illustrious of all)

2017-2018

Super Cup, Super Cup runner up

Other notable events: @Nowhere Fast embraced his inner hate and developed into a brutal av maker and shooper. @Dr J developed and created our news outlet with highly unbiased and credible individuals which you may know as PremthreadBS. @UltimateVictory won fantasy and infiltrated the mod ranks



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Spoiler: Supporters List

AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans

Arsenal - Bones the prem thread GOAT, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, Tules, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Burnley - Got No Fans.

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, EmpireShallFall

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Hull - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Got No Fans.

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.

James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke

Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke

Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber

Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

So'ton - Got No Fans.

Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man

Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

Swansea - Zer

Watford - Got No Fans.

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.

Football League:

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

Hartlepool United - Ens189

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Newcastle - Pecker123.

Norwich - Kirku.

Scottish Football:

Celtic - Shamrocker

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man



MLS:

NYCFC - TehDocktah

Orlando City - Angus Bless

Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob



Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Athletico Madrid - Lustercross

Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus bless) = Deffs, Sebbeswe

1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear

Lyon - kerozene74

FC Porto - Fadeless

International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow


US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless

Ecuador - Kid

Mascots

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Bike rack

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Animal gif​

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Selected choons from DJ mikey

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part 2 a message from our sponsor

From the people who brought you Monaco, Nice, and RB Leipzig news comes the critically acclaimed scouting database, telling the fans who to keep an eye on this season

****PTSD OFFICIAL TEAMS TO WATCH****

Lille OSC

Lille were the Ligue 1 champions in 2011, lead by a 20 year old Eden Hazard, Moussa Sow (golden boot winner) and Gervinho. Since then theyve slipped into mid table, finishing 11th last season after being lower than that most of the year. This year things have changed. They are now managed by Marcelo Bielsa, the successful ex Argentina, Chile and Athletic Bilbao manager. They also had a Chinese takeover and can spend some more money, which they used 15m on 20 yo Thiago Maia, an up and coming Brazilian CDM. Look for Lille to play exciting attacking football as Bielsa prefers, as they try to get back to the top, or they will self destruct. Either way it's worth watching.

Staying in France, we go to another team in Marseille. They had a busy window themselves in acquiring Luiz Gustavo (ex Bayern/Wolfsburg), Valerie Germain (Monaco) Adil Rami (Sevilla) and long time goalkeeper Steve Mandanda returns after a year at Crystal Palace. Throw in the January window they had with Dimitri Payet and Morgan Sanson (PTSD watch) and theyve set themselves up for a good chance of being in a battle for the top 3-5 spots in the league.

Wolverhampton Wanderers FC

Why in the world would PTSD go into the second tier of England?
Wolves are using an interesting strategy that is unprecedented in the Championship. They have connections with the super agent Jorge Mendes and are using it to gather many Portuguese based talents, along with their new manager Nuno (ex Valencia/Porto).

Some notable names include wingers Helder Costa (was on loan from Benfica that was made permanent, you may remember him for dominating Liverpool in the FA Cup last year) and Ivan Cavaleiro (Benfica youth, bought by Monaco ala Bernardo Silva) and this years signings include Diogo Jota (loan from Atletico, played in Portugal prior) and striker Leo Bonatini (scored 17 goals in the Portuguese league 2 years ago, went to the Arabic league last year) Jota is 20 and the others are all 23 years old.

The crown jewel signing from them could be Ruben Neves, a 20 year old midfielder from Porto. Wolves broke their transfer fee on him spending 15 million over the summer. Neves is also the youngest player to ever be the captain in a CL game, when he was 18.

Youll probably also hear of them throughout the season due to their long time goalkeeper Carl Ikeme who was diagnosed with leukemia, may he get well soon.

The obvious one is of course, AC Milan. Milan had a Chinese takeover as well and they basically bought an entire new lineup. Look for them to present a serious title challenge and in the Europa league, if they care about it

 

[Concrete]

Fuck the dark side.

@Kadafi nailed one of those mascots.

 

[Rawex]

We go again @Tules @Lethal @Concrete @UltimateVictory @Bubzeh

 

[DC23]

We go again @Tules @Lethal @Concrete @UltimateVictory @Bubzeh

All day every day guys.

We go again.

 

[Dr J]

Fantastic thread, elite poster, phenomenal business partner.

 

[Rawex]

All day every day guys.

We go again.

Solution to my problem, eat 3 steaks and do 25 push ups.
Lesson of the day @Tules @Deffid @Nowhere Fast

 

[FadeLess]

Great thread! Cheers

 

[Concrete]

Solution to my problem, eat 3 steaks and do 25 push ups.
Lesson of the day @Tules @Deffid @Nowhere Fast

Lol Deffid gets lumped in with those poindexters

 

[Rawex]

Great thread! Cheers

 

[UVee]

We go again @Tules @Lethal @Concrete @UltimateVictory @Bubzeh

 

[Chules]

Solution to my problem, eat 3 steaks and do 25 push ups.
Lesson of the day @Tules @Deffid @Nowhere Fast

im not rustled by Costa

 

[DC23]

 

[Rawex]

Still waiting for you to join the draft league. We need to take all Arsenal players under @Tules's nose.

 

[Rawex]

im not rustled by Costa

 

[Chules]

shut up Noodles.

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[Sebbe]

Insightful op from our scout Mikey.
Good job!

 

[Chules]

Still waiting for you to join the draft league. We need to take all Arsenal players under @Tules's nose.

explain this draft thign

i joined it but i have no clue what it is

 

[Chules]

 

[Rawex]

explain this draft thign

i joined it but i have no clue what it is

You watch NBA/NHL/NFL?