Premier League Thread v199: Can't be arsed edition

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watching England is like me watching porn that was filmed on the carpet whilst they're shaggin on the bed

does nothing for me
 
yeah that joke sounded good in my head but it probably doesnt make sense

i dnoo lmao

im off now, have a good one guys
 
nope, last tournament i wanted England to win was in 2006 lmao

it's been a good source of lols since
Ireland didn't even make it to that one. They lost to San Marino and got battered by Cyprus in qualifiers. I wanted France to win because I love Zidane. The world cup is always special for me. I can see why qualifiers might bore you when England just walk all their games. Being from a smaller nation is nearly better for that aspect.
 
Do you guys remember that time CR7 won back to back CL titles by beating Juventus 4-1 with a hatrick.?


You will soon
 
Do you guys remember that time CR7 won back to back CL titles by beating Juventus 4-1 with a hatrick.?


You will soon
Even if he goes off injured we've seen in the Euros his mere presence can inspire team mates in the dressing room.
 
I hope Trump starts sending off random nukes, doesn't even aim them, does it like Russian Roulette.

We need to start civilization over anyway, when ppl are so delusional they think aalet dwarf is better than CR7????? Time to call it quits on humanity
 
I hope Trump starts sending off random nukes, doesn't even aim them, does it like Russian Roulette.

We need to start civilization over anyway, when ppl are so delusional they think aalet dwarf is better than CR7????? Time to call it quits on humanity
Can't argue against that tbf
 
Khali in goal would be hilarious he can barely walk. He prefers the other kind of football.



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"The WWE and Football... Nah." - Vince McMahon.
 


What's up guys. I've took the day off to do paperwork and whatnot. Instead I'm watching this :D

I'll hit the gym at some point, is there any football on later?
 
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