Premier League Thread 2018/19 v17: United Trophyless for Another Season Edition

[Chules]

Wotcha Uptah m8?

On a on call placement today

On a break atm

 

[Chules]

@Chules sooooo you bruv

Can’t listen now

@ me later

 

[frenz]

Slow Animals is one of their best songs. A masterpiece actually. They worked on that one for like almost 10 years, all the way back to First Impressions of Earth.
Chances is great. Probably the one I still listen to most

This is laughably ridiculous though.


I like the concept but christ kids are fucking annoying and ruin everything

fuck kids. not like that. but yeah.

that was, and i don't say this lightly, worse than a hundred September 11ths

 

[frenz]

guess who got into the lift with workbae and the gymbae

*me holding a plate of toast*

her: *to him* 'oh yeah you gotta get the protein in..'

 

[Jimmy McGill]

@xtramob

I had a weird as fuck dream about you lmao

It involved you being gay and me.

I’ll say no more on it.

brokeback premfred ?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

guess who got into the lift with workbae and the gymbae

*me holding a plate of toast*

her: *to him* 'oh yeah you gotta get the protein in..'

was this a bitchy put down, because you had a plate of toast ? Or was this part of her lame conversation ?

 

[frenz]

was this a bitchy put down, because you had a plate of toast ? Or was this part of her lame conversation ?

lame convo

 

[Jimmy McGill]

lame convo

if any woman said that to me, i'd instantly feel closer to the chick with the plate of toast
{so many gym bunnies are brain washed by the supplement market, have a proper dinner ffs, that has plenty protein in it}

 

[Da Speeit]

fuck kids. not like that. but yeah.

that was, and i don't say this lightly, worse than a hundred September 11ths

fuck kids. not like that. but yeah.

that was, and i don't say this lightly, worse than a hundred September 11ths

rewatch and start at 1:54
O-Face. Fuck kids. Not like that.

I hate strokes covers
Linberg Palace nailed this one with Azealia Banks though


Bought their EP bc of this. It was shit tho

 

[frenz]

if any woman said that to me, i'd instantly feel closer to the chick with the plate of toast
{so many gym bunnies are brain washed by the supplement market, have a proper dinner ffs, that has plenty protein in it}

yea but hes a gym dude too, probably into it.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

yea but hes a gym dude too, probably into it.

probably, and I would imagine mid to early 30's or younger ? ….so suckered into the whole supplement horseshit too.


toast and sausage sandwich>>>>>>>> Grenade ''delicious'' High Protein bar

 

[frenz]

rewatch and start at 1:54
O-Face. Fuck kids. Not like that.

I hate strokes covers
Linberg Palace nailed this one with Azealia Banks though


Bought their EP bc of this. It was shit tho

 

[Clear Winner]

No one is saying he wasnt great at times but even Suarez at Liverpool wasnt “unstoppable” and heas miles ahead of Alexis. You’re overinflating him hard.

Semantics. Stop nitpicking.

 

[Clear Winner]

One of the best theme tunes of all time, along with Antiques Roadshow, Minder and the old school one for cricket. Used to go past that Barbershop on the way to school every morning. It was called Lloyd's IIRC.

 

[Clear Winner]

Shame RvN came along in one of the weaker times of the Fergie era. Think we only won one title in his 5 years at the club. Them the breaks.

You were strong, we were stronger. Then that Russian and Maureen turned up.....

 

[Chules]

Fucked up my first resp exam ffs

I was like I hear crackles on the left side...

There were no crackles but if you move your steffoscope wrong it can produce dodgy sounds

“If you can’t hear something Chules don’t make anything up, if this was an actual exam you’d have failed”

Lol

We go again

 

[Chules]

Me to my GP

“I lost my marbles a long time ago”

After I couldn’t find my phone but it was in my bag all along.

She went my daughter says that you’d have to have them in the first place.

True lol

 

[frenz]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Fucked up my first resp exam ffs

I was like I hear crackles on the left side...

There were no crackles but if you move your steffoscope wrong it can produce dodgy sounds

“If you can’t hear something Chules don’t make anything up, if this was an actual exam you’d have failed”

Lol

We go again

I would have failed too, if I didn't hear anything I would've winged it, and said I thought the patient had AIDS.

 

[Chules]

@UVee @Carl Drogo @DW=HERO