Premier League Thread 2017/18 v76: King Rafa Owns Maureen. Return of the Squawka Stats Edition.

[wang xiangzhai]

Are there any Winter Olympic baes?

From the looks of it, the SportsBaes Brigade is , once again,. behind the times... Sad!

 

[Tobago Jones]

From the looks of it, the SportsBaes Brigade is , once again,. behind the times... Sad!

They are all covered up in their winter overalls, nothing sexy about that.

 

[wang xiangzhai]

They are all covered up in their winter overalls, nothing sexy about that.

My dearest brothers of the nightwatch, the power of Instagram is bigger and brighter than the darkest of winters, let this be your lesson of the day

 

[Nowhere Fast]

I was expecting Winter Olympics baes.

Namiste.

Winter Olympic Bae's are not my forte. @Deffid might have a few suggestions, imo.

 

[Nowhere Fast]

They are all covered up in their winter overalls, nothing sexy about that.

lol layers are very sexy, imo.

 

[UVee]

lol layers are very sexy, imo.

 

[Tobago Jones]

My dearest brothers of the nightwatch, the power of Instagram is bigger and brighter than the darkest of winters, let this be your lesson of the day

Good point. Apart from Curling, I really have no interest in the winter olympics tbh.

 

[Tobago Jones]

lol layers are very sexy, imo.

I wanna see some skin goddammit!

 

[Tobago Jones]

I recently discovered the joys of sweet and salted popcorn.

 

[Sebbe]

@Bubzeh

@blokeybloke These stats are for you pal.

Spoiler: Supperporters List

AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans

Arsenal - Bones, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Burnley - Got No Fans.

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, EmpireShallFall

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Hull - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Got No Fans.

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.

James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke, Spoken

Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke

Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber, One True Revolver


Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

So'ton - Got No Fans.

Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, Tules, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man

Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

Swansea - Zer

Watford - Got No Fans.

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.

Football League:

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

Hartlepool United - Ens189

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Newcastle - Pecker123., Bubzeh

Norwich - Kirku.

Scottish Football:

Celtic - Shamrocker

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man

Rafa Enthusiasts - Bubzeh, Xtramob


MLS:

NYCFC - TehDocktah

Orlando City - Angus Bless

Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob



Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I. DS7

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Athletico Madrid - Lustercross

Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus bless) = Deffs, Sebbeswe

Supporters list

1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear

Lyon - kerozene74

FC Porto - Fadeless

Benfica - DS7

PSG - Kooshin Diini

International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow

US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless"

Spoiler: For Frenz

Spoiler: Bae

Spoiler: Miscellaneous

@Tules @danny23 This made me lol lads. Oh it's true.

Spoiler: Animal Gif

Spoiler: Racks

Chunes:



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Jesus christ the second and third bae

 

[Twelve75]

They are all covered up in their winter overalls, nothing sexy about that.

still better than Bec Rawlings in her ''work'' clothes.

 

[danny23]

No way does she look 36/37. More like in her mid-twenties.

 

[Tobago Jones]

still better than Bec Rawlings in her ''work'' clothes.

I was ready to throw up but that's the best i've seen her look.

 

[FadeLess]

Afternoon guys, all good ?

 

[Chules]

Jesus christ the second and third bae

 

[Twelve75]

I was ready to throw up but that's the best i've seen her look.

don't like ''birds'' with ''ink''.......although, i'd make an exception for @frenzy & Sophie Howard, who apparently gets her's airbrushed out

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

Just seen that @blokeybloke is leg shaming you as well

Disgusting, imo.

Agreed

my legs are like half the size they were before ffs lool

i can see bones everywhere that i didnt even know existed

 

[Twelve75]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-5380587/Suspected-poacher-eaten-lions-South-Africa.html

 

[Chules]

Bayern Munich and Marriott International will offer fans a whole new experience to watch the match from a stunning executive hotel suite

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  • Bayern Munich will offer fans an experience to watch the game from a hotel suite
  • The suite offers a fantastic view of the pitch at the Allianz Arena to supporters
  • Bayern can offer this after signing a partnership deal with Marriott International
  • The partnership will offer several once-in-a-lifetime football experiences to fans

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Man Utd were planning on the same but they were too concerned that people would fall asleep watching Maureen and the pretenders

lol

 

[Tobago Jones]

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@UltimateVictory @Clear Winner