Premier League Thread 2017/18 v34: No Cojones Edition

[UVee]

Whenever I play against Arsenal, I'll go up and think 'let me whack the first one and see who wants it.'

Spoiler: supporters list

AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans

Arsenal - Bones the prem thread GOAT, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, Tules, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Burnley - Got No Fans.

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, EmpireShallFall

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Hull - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Got No Fans.

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.

James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke

Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke

Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber, One True Revolver


Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

So'ton - Got No Fans.

Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man

Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

Swansea - Zer

Watford - Fadeless

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.

Football League:

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

Hartlepool United - Ens189

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Newcastle - Pecker123., Bubzeh

Norwich - Kirku.

Scottish Football:

Celtic - Shamrocker

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man



MLS:

NYCFC - TehDocktah

Orlando City - Angus Bless

Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob



Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I. DS7

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Athletico Madrid - Lustercross

Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus bless) = Deffs, Sebbeswe

1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear

Lyon - kerozene74

FC Porto - Fadeless

Benfica - DS7

PSG - Kooshin Diini

International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow

US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless

Spoiler: mascots

Spoiler: tules mascot

Spoiler: frenzy mascot

BREAKING: Arsenal to bring in Cojone trainers

Spoiler: bike racks

CHOONS

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[Chules]

Amazing fred!

Amazing person!

Lol'd at my mascot

Who's the 3rd mascot??

I'll pass on the choons

 

[UVee]

Amazing fred!

Amazing person!

Lol'd at my mascot

Who's the 3rd mascot??

I'll pass on the choons

Danielle Sharp

Those choons are only for people with earphones over £15 anyway.

 

[Edwin]

"We need to avoid these scares because I am an elder." - Marcelino, Valencia's manager in the post game press conference where they won 3-6 against Betis

This is funny because he suffered in an injury a couple of games ago celebrating a goal in a game against la Real:

 

[EOW]

Evening lads

Fucking exhausted

 

[blokeybloke]

Think Mateo was being a bit harsh on Bonucci, tbh. That cross into Icardi was spot on & his run met it perfectly.

 

[Chules]

Danielle Sharp

Those choons are only for people with earphones over £15 anyway.

Fanx.

The RRP of the ones I got were 29.99 doe, and 4.4*/5 rating, allow it fam

 

[UVee]

@Chris Partlow @Nowhere Fast he looks handy

 

[Chules]

@UltimateVictory

omg

 

[Concrete]

She has a weirdly shaped head

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Chules]

She has a weirdly shaped head

Spoiler

holy shit!!! she's a page 3 model?!?!

thought she was a classy insta bae lmao

will research now

 

[Chules]

 

[Edwin]

Think Mateo was being a bit harsh on Bonucci, tbh. That cross into Icardi was spot on & his run met it perfectly.

All fingers on flaws are going to point to him, unfortunately as he was their big money purchase from the summer transfer window and one of their biggest transfers in club history.

But they have to be real - it's not same working with and being led by Chellini, Barzagli, Dani Alves, etc. on a regular basis as it is to working regularly with and having to lead Romagnoli and Mussachio.

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Got the day off work tomorrow because the biggest storm since the 60s is smashing here in 7 hours. They're hyping up 40 foot waves, buildings damaged and casualties like something out of America.

 

[Deffid]

Got the day off work tomorrow because the biggest storm since the 60s is smashing here in 7 hours. They're hyping up 40 foot waves, buildings damaged and casualties like something out of America.

Da fuq

Stay safe lad

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

Da fuq

Stay safe lad

Yeah it came out of nowhere really. I was up at my brother's house there moving all his wife's fancy ass garden furniture and bbq inside. He knows a guy out late night surfing. We're not supposed to go outside unless it's essential but I wonder how bad it will actually be.

 

[Mga223]

Great thread from a man who follows the 2nd best team in Manchester.

Would read again.

 

[LilMountain]

Got the day off work tomorrow because the biggest storm since the 60s is smashing here in 7 hours. They're hyping up 40 foot waves, buildings damaged and casualties like something out of America.

Edit: wait are you not all going surfing? Maybe I misread that

 

[Edwin]

Got the day off work tomorrow because the biggest storm since the 60s is smashing here in 7 hours. They're hyping up 40 foot waves, buildings damaged and casualties like something out of America.

Dang man, stay safe.

Let me know if there's anyway I can help.

 

[LilMountain]

@Tules chune