Premier League Thread 2017/18 v18: Broken Klopp and Broken Ankles Edition

[Chules]

I've spoken to him in pm's and he's actually quite smart.

we've spoken in PMs!??!

 

[Concrete]

you havent had pussy since pussy had u

I don't know what this means. Not all vaginas have that odour/taste though. Pretty sure one ex of mine used a douche, or something like that. I didn't enquire too closely

 

[UVee]

we've spoken in PMs!??!

~

@UltimateVictory pm'ing you

@UltimateVictory PM'ing you

lol

@UltimateVictory

pm'ing you now

 

[Hatredcopter]

pretty sure tules doesn't know stockton lol

was just educating

 

[Chules]

~

you da best.

 

[frenz]

I don't know what this means. Not all vaginas have that odour/taste though. Pretty sure one ex of mine used a douche, or something like that. I didn't enquire too closely

shes an idiot. the vagina is a self cleaning oven

been your lesson for the day

 

[Chules]

shes an idiot. the vagina is a self cleaning oven

been your lesson for the day

oven?

what you doing in there??

 

[Chules]

@UltimateVictory

PM'ing you now

 

[Dr J]

Yea, we hould be getting hit from 7-2, some trong winds right now but nothing major.

What really sucks is losing water. That happened after Katrina. It even contributed to my sister earning a nickname for the following few weeks.

Spoiler

 

[Hatredcopter]

One of the best point guards of all time, 2nd best white guy to ever play in the NBA (arguably)

4th best?

1) larry legend
2) pistol pete
3) the logo
4) tight shorts john
5) cousy

dunno really
Larry's at the top of my mount Rushmore
maravich is one of my all time favs

 

[Hatredcopter]

shes an idiot. the vagina is a self cleaning oven

been your lesson for the day

douches are stupid and worthless...
people begining to understand now

 

[Hatredcopter]

oven?

what you doing in there??

have you never heard the term
"bun in the oven"

 

[Chules]

have you never heard the term
"bun in the oven"

the bun is in the stomach you fraud doctor

 

[Chules]

the baby is in the stomach not the fanny

 

[EOW]

oven?

what you doing in there??

Baking bread

Yeasty cunt imo

 

[Chules]

Baking bread

Yeasty cunt imo

lmfao

Innit!

 

[Dr J]

4th best?

1) larry legend
2) pistol pete
3) the logo
4) tight shorts john
5) cousy

dunno really
Larry's at the top of my mount Rushmore
maravich is one of my all time favs

Larry Legend is my all-time fav, and seeing Pistol Pete getting this much credit gave me chills. Greatest college player ever.

 

[Hatredcopter]

Baking bread

Yeasty cunt imo

makes a nice fish sandwich

 

[Concrete]

shes an idiot. the vagina is a self cleaning oven

been your lesson for the day

It might clean itself but doesn't make itself smell nice.

There's your lesson for the day.

 

[EOW]

makes a nice fish sandwich

fishfinger sandwich with fried egg is the fucking bomb

simple yet effective

It might clean itself but doesn't make itself smell nice.

There's your lesson for the day.

Frenz leaves her fanny unwashed and masks the smell with fem fresh revealed ITT