Premier League Thread 2017/18 v16: Wenker - "I almost signed Mbappe" Edition

[Chules]

if @Tules was a rapper

LMAO

am in tears

lmfao

these are so bad they're great

 

[Chules]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at the Barry line

OMFG

 

[Chules]

hhahahahaha

 

[Hatredcopter]

tules
didn't realise you were explosive
"balance"

 

[frenz]

i wrote something longer
but my phone lost it

you can stand away from any violence
throughout enjoy a drink and some music
don't be that girl who wants to be at the front
but doesn't want to be touched, pushed

basically don't do anything i wouldn't do

i only want violence in the bedroom.

im going on my own lols

 

[Chules]

everythings gonna be alright guys

 

[Chules]

i only want violence in the bedroom.

@FadeLess

 

[Hatredcopter]

only people who care say that
(love that film)

 

[Deffid]

Yea, servers usually make 3 or 4 dollars below minimum wage and make most of their money off of tips.

It's not illegal, but rule of thumb is you usually tip 15-20% of your bill.

But, if you work at a mid-tier to 5 star place, probably like where @Da Speeit works, they probably have servers that make more than lawyers.

One of my buddies is a waiter at the top Italian restaurant in our city, and routinely gets tipped $50, he will walk out with more money than strippers at the end of the day.

It's the waiters/waitresses at low level shit tier restaraunts where your bill is only like $15-20 where they make meh money, they still usually ball park way over minimum wage tho.

I always tip at least 25% btw, lmao

Yeah I think you posted about all this stuff a while back as well.

Still not sure why this system is like it is in the first place. Makes no sense at all lol...

 

[Chules]

tules
didn't realise you were explosive
"balance"

like i said, PM me and we can trade selfies!

 

[frenz]

only people who care say that
(love that film)

need to watch riveria for julia stiles.

 

[Hatredcopter]

i only want violence in the bedroom.

im going on my own lols

another classic
tules pay attention

 

[Gazwald]

@frenzy only liked my vid cos of the accidental bum crack exposure

part2

https://uod.app.box.com/v/surstromming2

 

[Hatredcopter]

ok
time to save time lives

 

[Almighty Angus]

Yeah I think you posted about all this stuff a while back as well.

Still not sure why this system is like it is in the first place. Makes no sense at all lol...

So that the small mom and pop restaurants don't have to pay workers out of pocket, and can keep running.

Waiting tables is probably a $13-15 job, it's hard work. Most small places don't have money to pay that, so they can keep their profit margin high, while only paying the workers $3 an hour and the consumer does the rest.

Really makes sense at the end of the day, would be hard to get going in the food industry if you had to pay waiters what they are worth.

But most servers make a lot more than $15 an hour, I know a girl at Wing House, which is a wing place where the girls dress super slutty, and she makes over 40,000 a year which for 40/hr work week comes out to over $20 an hour.


I'm not an expert tho, lol

 

[frenz]

ok
time to save time lives

thank you very much dr quinn, medicine woman

 

[Chules]

ok
time to save time lives

gimme some diazepam

 

[frenz]

@frenzy only liked my vid cos of the accidental bum crack exposure

part2

https://uod.app.box.com/v/surstromming2

im sure youve had worse in your mouth tbh

 

[Good Ole Stannis's BBQ]

I remember fifa laughing at the notion of a another World Cup qualifier being replayed. http://www.skysports.com/football/n...der-south-africa-and-senegal-world-cup-replay

 

[Gazwald]

im sure youve had worse in your mouth tbh

I thought it'd be worse. I've tasted a couple of women worse than that tbf