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Welcome all, to the 2nd edition of what is quickly becoming a proud Prem Fred tradition.
And what a season its been so far. Starting off with Manchester United going balls deep into the Managerial pool & signing CSKA London's, erm, failed Manager. 200m later & out came their shitty bedsheets again, this time proudly waving their new Darkside emblem.
aaaaand they're still in 6th. Happier like, but still pretty shite nevertheless.
Gooners ... nothings changed much ITT on that front. Poor Oliver is still "an impact sub at best", while his teammate out wide's dogs deserve fn flags waving in their honour. Oh & they've found another boo boy in Nacho(whilst Giroud's still on a fn tear).
Pep disagreed about the Prem having more intensity & then got titty lip on a few weeks later crying about the winter schedule being too tough on him. Spaniards eh, bless em.
Klopp bitched too but with 3gms in 6days at least had some credence.
Anyroad .... without further adieu, on to the Awards we go:
Newcomer of the Year Award
Came down to Angus's 3 Alt accounts, Fadeless & Dr J. And the winner is @Dr J !!!!!
Folk swear to me he's been around for years but I've only noticed him for past 3mths so he deserves it, imo. Congrats fella!!
La Liga nerd of the year
Goes to perennial lost ... Edwin!!
Posts so much unread La Liga content. Only fair to acknowledge his effort & maybe this is the acceptance he needs for him to post that pic of himself he's been plucking up courage for since Real started on their unbeaten run. Bless.
Pink Eye of the Year Award
Goes to perennial gooner HR guy @LilMountain
Frank De Boer 2mths. Say no more & moving on ............... (Darkside came a close 2nd - 200m & still 6th)
Most underrated poster award
Goes to @Concrete Top top poster & thoroughly decent bloke. Great banter & huge contributor to the thread
Top Footy Content Contributor
Goes to tireless intrepid scout @Chris Partlow Congrats, Chris. Top shelf scouring!!
Gone but not forgotten lurker of the year award
Goes to ......... @cardona (still a cheating cunt doe)
Who the fook is that guy FF Award
In 17th place getting overtaken by players who haven't changed their side since GW4 & he's STILL giving out FF tips to everyone
The one, the only ......... @Rawex
Non Prem Fred Regular Poster of the Year Award
@Homeless Infant quality bloke, all around decent sherdog contributor & good frend to the Prem fred!!
Savage, Rekt, Brootal Parred off of the Year award
Soz @Deffid
Most improved Poster
Goes to prem fred vet EOW for his well earned promotion to Modship!!!
BAE scouter of the year award
Inspiring the spray painting of radios the whole world wide ... goes to ... @Tobago Jones and by a country mile.
Thread of the year award
Goes to the LBC's* Baes, Chunes, cricket, crotchet, curling & footy extravaganza thread
congrats to @Deffid @Tules @Ultimate violence (?) @Prime Ang
That shit was funny as fuck lmfao!!
Sex masochist tactical genius of the year award
@Da Speeit Guy knows his shit. Love hearing his tactical breakdowns. Massive part of why i returned. Now let them fn eyebrows hi 5 each otherrrrrrrr!!!
Best banterer of the year award
Goes to the Perm!!!! Congrats, Stace. Don't ever change. You proper crack me the fuck up lol
Best gif banterer of the year award
World class taste in players & world class delivery of death via gif
@ZZ
Best Foreign Correspondent of the Year Award(most commonly known as the Prem freds token minority oscar winner)
@Rawex bless. Luff this guy!!!!!!!!
MLS(murrican) Nerd of the year award
Lock up your trees & Crank that fn buzzsaw.
Alright, now we're coming up to the big two Awards of the night. Here goes folks ... drum roll plz Petr .....
Poster of the year award
No Kings in the prem fred, community always comes first & this poster personifies the lack of class & character of our home here that we call the Prem fred. Lacking equal parts intelligence, nous, bantz, heel, brother, sister ... the guy gives so so much & asks for so so so much more in return. Lady & Gents may i introduce tou you our very second Prem fred Poster of the year ........
Prem fred legend & one of the key driving forces behind its success. Cap doffed to you, Champ!
And finally, onto our new Hall of Fame Induction ......
New 2016 Hall of Fame Inductee
All of the votes are in & we have a unanimous winner this. So, Here is our new Prem fred Hall of Famer. It is ...............
Hope you enjoyed the awards show. Apols if i missed anything/anyone. Anyroad, have a pleasant evening & here's our theme tune to send you off on your way, perfectly done by awesome HoF'er @EOW
Prem thread bless
outro ......
And what a season its been so far. Starting off with Manchester United going balls deep into the Managerial pool & signing CSKA London's, erm, failed Manager. 200m later & out came their shitty bedsheets again, this time proudly waving their new Darkside emblem.
aaaaand they're still in 6th. Happier like, but still pretty shite nevertheless.
Gooners ... nothings changed much ITT on that front. Poor Oliver is still "an impact sub at best", while his teammate out wide's dogs deserve fn flags waving in their honour. Oh & they've found another boo boy in Nacho(whilst Giroud's still on a fn tear).
Pep disagreed about the Prem having more intensity & then got titty lip on a few weeks later crying about the winter schedule being too tough on him. Spaniards eh, bless em.
Klopp bitched too but with 3gms in 6days at least had some credence.
Anyroad .... without further adieu, on to the Awards we go:
Newcomer of the Year Award
Came down to Angus's 3 Alt accounts, Fadeless & Dr J. And the winner is @Dr J !!!!!
Folk swear to me he's been around for years but I've only noticed him for past 3mths so he deserves it, imo. Congrats fella!!
La Liga nerd of the year
Goes to perennial lost ... Edwin!!
Posts so much unread La Liga content. Only fair to acknowledge his effort & maybe this is the acceptance he needs for him to post that pic of himself he's been plucking up courage for since Real started on their unbeaten run. Bless.
Pink Eye of the Year Award
Goes to perennial gooner HR guy @LilMountain
Frank De Boer 2mths. Say no more & moving on ............... (Darkside came a close 2nd - 200m & still 6th)
Most underrated poster award
Goes to @Concrete Top top poster & thoroughly decent bloke. Great banter & huge contributor to the thread
Top Footy Content Contributor
Goes to tireless intrepid scout @Chris Partlow Congrats, Chris. Top shelf scouring!!
Gone but not forgotten lurker of the year award
Goes to ......... @cardona (still a cheating cunt doe)
Who the fook is that guy FF Award
In 17th place getting overtaken by players who haven't changed their side since GW4 & he's STILL giving out FF tips to everyone
The one, the only ......... @Rawex
Non Prem Fred Regular Poster of the Year Award
@Homeless Infant quality bloke, all around decent sherdog contributor & good frend to the Prem fred!!
Savage, Rekt, Brootal Parred off of the Year award
Soz @Deffid
Most improved Poster
Goes to prem fred vet EOW for his well earned promotion to Modship!!!
BAE scouter of the year award
Inspiring the spray painting of radios the whole world wide ... goes to ... @Tobago Jones and by a country mile.
Thread of the year award
Goes to the LBC's* Baes, Chunes, cricket, crotchet, curling & footy extravaganza thread
congrats to @Deffid @Tules @Ultimate violence (?) @Prime Ang
That shit was funny as fuck lmfao!!
Sex masochist tactical genius of the year award
@Da Speeit Guy knows his shit. Love hearing his tactical breakdowns. Massive part of why i returned. Now let them fn eyebrows hi 5 each otherrrrrrrr!!!
Best banterer of the year award
Goes to the Perm!!!! Congrats, Stace. Don't ever change. You proper crack me the fuck up lol
Best gif banterer of the year award
World class taste in players & world class delivery of death via gif
@ZZ
Best Foreign Correspondent of the Year Award(most commonly known as the Prem freds token minority oscar winner)
@Rawex bless. Luff this guy!!!!!!!!
MLS(murrican) Nerd of the year award
Lock up your trees & Crank that fn buzzsaw.
Alright, now we're coming up to the big two Awards of the night. Here goes folks ... drum roll plz Petr .....
Poster of the year award
No Kings in the prem fred, community always comes first & this poster personifies the lack of class & character of our home here that we call the Prem fred. Lacking equal parts intelligence, nous, bantz, heel, brother, sister ... the guy gives so so much & asks for so so so much more in return. Lady & Gents may i introduce tou you our very second Prem fred Poster of the year ........
Prem fred legend & one of the key driving forces behind its success. Cap doffed to you, Champ!
And finally, onto our new Hall of Fame Induction ......
New 2016 Hall of Fame Inductee
All of the votes are in & we have a unanimous winner this. So, Here is our new Prem fred Hall of Famer. It is ...............
Hope you enjoyed the awards show. Apols if i missed anything/anyone. Anyroad, have a pleasant evening & here's our theme tune to send you off on your way, perfectly done by awesome HoF'er @EOW
Prem thread bless
outro ......
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