Premier League Thread 2016/17 v141: Manlets Running Wild Edition.

[Dr J]

You guys thinking you have to "answer" every other clubs signings is why you're in shitty shape right now

No, just a roundabout way of saying that it's not a great idea to buy injury prone players as a solution to a problem.

 

[blokeybloke]

Utd shudda signed Pulis instead of Moyseh

cudda saved half a bil

 

[Da Speeit]

No, just a roundabout way of saying that it's not a great idea to buy injury prone players as a solution to a problem.

gotcha nevermind
fuck me

 

[Partlow]

You guys thinking you have to "answer" every other clubs signings is why you're in shitty shape right now

bingo

I know not everyone here is a comedic expert like myself but come on lol

 

[Da Speeit]

I know not everyone here is a comedic expert like myself but come on lol

It's 9 am PT me and Blokey are barely awake, fuck off with your midwestern luxuries.

 

[Da Speeit]

Mike doesn't speak to me these days unless it's to brush me off or throw shade. Sad!

 

[Dr J]

bingo

Yeah, I really feel that United need an answer to City's signing of a player for whom they've already held a memorial service.

Spoiler

 

[Deffid]

Gündogan on crutches is still better than Herrera, Fellaini, Carrick and whoever else United plays in that position tbf

 

[Partlow]

Wow N'zonzi was La Liga player of the month in January? I knew he was doing well there but damn

Stoke legend

 

[Da Speeit]

Cuntinho is bitchmade

 

[Kadafi]

 

[Clear Winner]

@EOW @Da Speeit @Edwin @xtramob

My favourite gully underground rap duo (Westside Gunn and Conway) got signed by Shady:

 

[Kadafi]

Sevilla gon fuck them up

 

[Dr J]

Gündogan on crutches is still better than Herrera, Fellaini, Carrick and whoever else United plays in that position tbf

Yeah, he's definitely lived up to his price tag this season.

Spoiler

Spoiler

**Preparing for the inevitable Pogba comeback**

 

[LEWIS540]

Goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes, who was sent to prison for killing his ex-girlfriend and feeding her to his dogs, has signed for Brazilian second division club Boa Esporte.

Fernandes, known in Brazil as Bruno, was sentenced to 22 years in prisonnfor the 2010 murder of Eliza Samudio.

The former Flamengo player was released last month on a legal technicality.

 

[Deffid]

Yeah, he's definitely lived up to his price tag this season.

Spoiler

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**Preparing for the inevitable Pogba comeback**

Nah I like Pogba. If he gets his head straight he will become a Top 5 player easily, probably the best athlete in football along with crazy skills...only people who shit on this signing are short sighted morons or jealous turds, usually both.

Gündogan still has done better in the few games he played than all of Uniteds (defensive) midfield combined all season doe

 

[Dr J]

Goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes, who was sent to prison for killing his ex-girlfriend and feeding her to his dogs, has signed for Brazilian second division club Boa Esporte.

Fernandes, known in Brazil as Bruno, was sentenced to 22 years in prisonnfor the 2010 murder of Eliza Samudio.

The former Flamengo player was released last month on a legal technicality.

And I thought it was bad when teams back in for Michael Vick.

 

[Da Speeit]

@EOW @Da Speeit @Edwin @xtramob

My favourite gully underground rap duo (Westside Gunn and Conway) got signed by Shady:

 

[Partlow]

Mike doesn't speak to me these days unless it's to brush me off or throw shade. Sad!

Ive been working nights for nearly 6 months now (jeez time flies) so our paths hardly cross. Truly a shame, one of my toppest pals on here. Hope all is well bro

 

[Chules]

Gona make the new fred