Premier League 2017/18 Thread v.45 - International Friendlies and WC qualifiers feck off Edition

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Yeh man, doing well. Weetabix - Set of 15 - Jogged to the top of the volcano and back - About to tuck into my mackerel then do another set. Swimming and pork chops tonight! Get to see bae in a swimsuit for the first time...

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your bae or the bae you fancy lol?!

You sound like a man with a plan! Results LOOM
 
Viagra pal. Lay on your back and close your eyes for an hour or two.

Sorted.

a few years ago when i was in sixth form, a few of my mates crushed a few tablets and put it in coke. They gave me the bottle and i thought nothing of it.... a little while later lmao.
 
Sack Boris.He's a giant idiot.
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a few years ago when i was in sixth form, a few of my mates crushed a few tablets and put it in coke. They gave me the bottle and i thought nothing of it.... a little while later lmao.

5.5 incha?
 
your bae or the bae you fancy lol?!

You sound like a man with a plan! Results LOOM

Lol how would I have not seen my gf in a swimsuit in almost a decade?

You do sprints when you go for a run? I accelerate slowly, sprint full pelt for 30 seconds then ease down back to a jog. Gets me warmed up quicker, the winters are hellish here.
 
Well blow me over with a feather. I've just found a new sub forum. "The Dump". Unreal scenes.
 
Lol how would I have not seen my gf in a swimsuit in almost a decade?

You do sprints when you go for a run? I accelerate slowly, sprint full pelt for 30 seconds then ease down back to a jog. Gets me warmed up quicker, the winters are hellish here.

hahaa true, you just calling her bae confuses me, for me I'd call my one true my bae lol

Yup. I go slowly, then fast, then sprint then back to slow. Just alternate it
 
Yeh man, it's where they put my WR threads when I don't get dubs.

I'm still not on talking terms with you after dragging me into your little escapade last week.

You act like such a bigot at times.
 
hahaa true, you just calling her bae confuses me, for me I'd call my one true my bae lol

Yup. I go slowly, then fast, then sprint then back to slow. Just alternate it

It's more a joke thing. We're pals. I've gone off her a bit now. She makes dye out of leaves and wanted me to make jam out of berries. Oh, and she went on a Pokemon raid.
 
I'm still not on talking terms with you after dragging me into your little escapade last week.

You act like such a bigot at times.

Says you Bubba Ray. Your kind are being weeded out of the WR. Soon you'll go the way of ripskater, Pwent and all the other right wing yokels.
 
I'm going to behave myself and not troll for like 3 months, then start a campaign to rid the WR of cisgender, heterosexual white men.
 
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