Premier League 2016/17 Thread v98: Welcome Back Concrete Edition

[Hatredcopter]

Probably realized you had downs and decided to drop out smoothly.

Reminds me of when a crippled girl sent me a message on a dating site months ago, I felt kind of bad for not being interested but wasnt really interested.

In any case, as @Tules favorite new band would say "Be happy the ones who love you still love you now"

cripple story please

 

[Chules]

cripple story please

you want a story of how i met my best pal and got into the friendzone?

She's perfect. Ffs.

 

[EOW]

Frenzy maybe it was when you used the urinal next to his that made him have second thoughts about it

 

[EOW]

what if carly was swansea

She could fuck off

 

[EOW]

Catherina Zeta Jones knocks on your hotel room door with with a big bag of weed and a bottle of baby oil, you send her away?

Yeah, she could fuck off as well