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Wow, what a week coming up lads! We've got a lot of great events on the table over the next 7 days so let's prepare ourselves with nice warm baths, some choons and the occasional Burger King Whopper (Salads from Del Taco are acceptable in certain vegetarians cases).
First up, let's talk Footy:
Saturdays matchup of Man City and Crystal Palace seems the 900million dollar city challenge against a team who literally cannot score a goal. Man, these are trying times, as Pep, who was brought in to evaluate depth and rotation in a starstudded team with a gazillion dollar academy, is coming off a domestic cup feature that absolutely no one would give a shit if he won or not. Is this fair to the biggers clubs who have more resources than many Euro Leagues and have a theoretical 3 sheets worth of lineups and could field all 3 within a week and theoretically win points in each game? I mean, teams like Crystal Palace have the luxury of resting a big dick player like Benteke, what is Pep supposed to do besides start De Bruyne in every game?
This isnt spain where you play every other weekend and don't have to worry about the domestic cup
#PrayforPep guys, the man has done so much for this sport so it's time we pay him back with our love and support as he tries to do the world a favor and lead an oil-money team with no identity, fans or values to as many trophies as they can, quelling any hope for smaller clubs who actually have fans and supports to have some moment in the sun.
Moving on to something a little cheerier and less heart-wrenching, ADCC 2017 is happening in @Rawex 's garage!
The usual suspects will be there, but we're gonna see some new, exciting young faces, including this roided out 15 year old frog monster repping the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Let's be honest, though, we're not gonna fap to Nicky's match, as we're all saving our orgasm for Mackenziebae!
She's shed the gender divide and inspired men, women, transfolk (Don't tell Nog) alike to work hard both physically and mentally for their goals. I was a big fan of "Choke" and was very inspired by Rickson's physical and mental mastery of himself and his art. Mackenzie is right up there with him for me, and maybe even a step beyond; this girl literally forgot and relearned her first language, all just to further her BJJ Game
#inspired
I know we all joke about Shia Lebooaeuf these days, but this is a real case of "Don't let your dreams be dreams!"
Which moves us on to Tojo taking the Glory circut by storm
already 1-0 in Muay Thai in a career that has spanned just 34 hours, we're expecting big things from the Big Man. Nicknamed "BBC" due to his public support, dedication to truth and diversity and his love of Gary Lineker, we're going forward into a game-changing era.
Speaking of Changing Games
Alright if there are any bases we still need cover, feel free to do so below.
#PrayforPep
#manlikekju
#GoMackenzie
#TojoREEM
First up, let's talk Footy:
Saturdays matchup of Man City and Crystal Palace seems the 900million dollar city challenge against a team who literally cannot score a goal. Man, these are trying times, as Pep, who was brought in to evaluate depth and rotation in a starstudded team with a gazillion dollar academy, is coming off a domestic cup feature that absolutely no one would give a shit if he won or not. Is this fair to the biggers clubs who have more resources than many Euro Leagues and have a theoretical 3 sheets worth of lineups and could field all 3 within a week and theoretically win points in each game? I mean, teams like Crystal Palace have the luxury of resting a big dick player like Benteke, what is Pep supposed to do besides start De Bruyne in every game?
This isnt spain where you play every other weekend and don't have to worry about the domestic cup
#PrayforPep guys, the man has done so much for this sport so it's time we pay him back with our love and support as he tries to do the world a favor and lead an oil-money team with no identity, fans or values to as many trophies as they can, quelling any hope for smaller clubs who actually have fans and supports to have some moment in the sun.
Moving on to something a little cheerier and less heart-wrenching, ADCC 2017 is happening in @Rawex 's garage!
The usual suspects will be there, but we're gonna see some new, exciting young faces, including this roided out 15 year old frog monster repping the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Let's be honest, though, we're not gonna fap to Nicky's match, as we're all saving our orgasm for Mackenziebae!
She's shed the gender divide and inspired men, women, transfolk (Don't tell Nog) alike to work hard both physically and mentally for their goals. I was a big fan of "Choke" and was very inspired by Rickson's physical and mental mastery of himself and his art. Mackenzie is right up there with him for me, and maybe even a step beyond; this girl literally forgot and relearned her first language, all just to further her BJJ Game
#inspired
I know we all joke about Shia Lebooaeuf these days, but this is a real case of "Don't let your dreams be dreams!"
Which moves us on to Tojo taking the Glory circut by storm
already 1-0 in Muay Thai in a career that has spanned just 34 hours, we're expecting big things from the Big Man. Nicknamed "BBC" due to his public support, dedication to truth and diversity and his love of Gary Lineker, we're going forward into a game-changing era.
Speaking of Changing Games
Alright if there are any bases we still need cover, feel free to do so below.
#PrayforPep
#manlikekju
#GoMackenzie
#TojoREEM
AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans
Arsenal - Bones the prem thread GOAT, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, Tules, K.A.D.A.F.I.
Burnley - Got No Fans.
CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, EmpireShallFall
Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer
Everton - Got No Fans.
Hull - Got No Fans.
Leicester - Got No Fans.
Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.
James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke
Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke
Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber, One True Revolver
Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods
So'ton - Got No Fans.
Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man
Stokalona- Got No Fans.
Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus
Swansea - Zer
Watford - Fadeless
West Brom - Got No Fans.
West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.
Football League:
Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.
Cardiff City - HOFer Weo
Hartlepool United - Ens189
Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke
Newcastle - Pecker123., Bubzeh
Norwich - Kirku.
Scottish Football:
Celtic - Shamrocker
Rangers - Alpha Omega Man
MLS:
NYCFC - TehDocktah
Orlando City - Angus Bless
Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob
Rest of Europe:
Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I. DS7
Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man
Athletico Madrid - Lustercross
Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)
Borussia Dortmund (Reus bless) = Deffs, Sebbeswe
1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear
Lyon - kerozene74
FC Porto - Fadeless
Benfica - DS7
PSG - Kooshin Diini
International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow
US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless
Arsenal - Bones the prem thread GOAT, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, Tules, K.A.D.A.F.I.
Burnley - Got No Fans.
CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, EmpireShallFall
Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer
Everton - Got No Fans.
Hull - Got No Fans.
Leicester - Got No Fans.
Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.
James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke
Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke
Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber, One True Revolver
Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods
So'ton - Got No Fans.
Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man
Stokalona- Got No Fans.
Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus
Swansea - Zer
Watford - Fadeless
West Brom - Got No Fans.
West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.
Football League:
Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.
Cardiff City - HOFer Weo
Hartlepool United - Ens189
Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke
Newcastle - Pecker123., Bubzeh
Norwich - Kirku.
Scottish Football:
Celtic - Shamrocker
Rangers - Alpha Omega Man
MLS:
NYCFC - TehDocktah
Orlando City - Angus Bless
Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob
Rest of Europe:
Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I. DS7
Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man
Athletico Madrid - Lustercross
Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)
Borussia Dortmund (Reus bless) = Deffs, Sebbeswe
1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear
Lyon - kerozene74
FC Porto - Fadeless
Benfica - DS7
PSG - Kooshin Diini
International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow
US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless