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Wow, what a week coming up lads! We've got a lot of great events on the table over the next 7 days so let's prepare ourselves with nice warm baths, some choons and the occasional Burger King Whopper (Salads from Del Taco are acceptable in certain vegetarians cases).

First up, let's talk Footy:
Saturdays matchup of Man City and Crystal Palace seems the 900million dollar city challenge against a team who literally cannot score a goal. Man, these are trying times, as Pep, who was brought in to evaluate depth and rotation in a starstudded team with a gazillion dollar academy, is coming off a domestic cup feature that absolutely no one would give a shit if he won or not. Is this fair to the biggers clubs who have more resources than many Euro Leagues and have a theoretical 3 sheets worth of lineups and could field all 3 within a week and theoretically win points in each game? I mean, teams like Crystal Palace have the luxury of resting a big dick player like Benteke, what is Pep supposed to do besides start De Bruyne in every game?

This isnt spain where you play every other weekend and don't have to worry about the domestic cup
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#PrayforPep guys, the man has done so much for this sport so it's time we pay him back with our love and support as he tries to do the world a favor and lead an oil-money team with no identity, fans or values to as many trophies as they can, quelling any hope for smaller clubs who actually have fans and supports to have some moment in the sun.

Moving on to something a little cheerier and less heart-wrenching, ADCC 2017 is happening in @Rawex 's garage!

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The usual suspects will be there, but we're gonna see some new, exciting young faces, including this roided out 15 year old frog monster repping the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA


Let's be honest, though, we're not gonna fap to Nicky's match, as we're all saving our orgasm for Mackenziebae!
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She's shed the gender divide and inspired men, women, transfolk (Don't tell Nog) alike to work hard both physically and mentally for their goals. I was a big fan of "Choke" and was very inspired by Rickson's physical and mental mastery of himself and his art. Mackenzie is right up there with him for me, and maybe even a step beyond; this girl literally forgot and relearned her first language, all just to further her BJJ Game


#inspired

I know we all joke about Shia Lebooaeuf these days, but this is a real case of "Don't let your dreams be dreams!"

Which moves us on to Tojo taking the Glory circut by storm
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already 1-0 in Muay Thai in a career that has spanned just 34 hours, we're expecting big things from the Big Man. Nicknamed "BBC" due to his public support, dedication to truth and diversity and his love of Gary Lineker, we're going forward into a game-changing era.

Speaking of Changing Games
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Fuck @Rawex fuck @Kadafi hahaha your team is in shaaambles

Alright if there are any bases we still need cover, feel free to do so below.
#PrayforPep
#manlikekju
#GoMackenzie
#TojoREEM

AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans

Arsenal - Bones the prem thread GOAT, Concrete, Frenzy, fingercuffs, Santi Claus, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview , Piers Morgan, Gunners, Mga223, Gervinho, LilMountain, Tobin Heath, Daspy, Tules, K.A.D.A.F.I.

Burnley - Got No Fans.

CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, EmpireShallFall

Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer

Everton - Got No Fans.

Hull - Got No Fans.

Leicester - Got No Fans.

Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator & coolpotato.

James Milner fanclub - Blockeybloke

Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS, Blockeybloke

Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B, Alexxx, East Stand Dabber, One True Revolver


Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods

So'ton - Got No Fans.

Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blockeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man

Stokalona- Got No Fans.

Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

Swansea - Zer

Watford - Fadeless

West Brom - Got No Fans.

West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones.

Football League:

Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.

Cardiff City - HOFer Weo

Hartlepool United - Ens189

Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke

Newcastle - Pecker123., Bubzeh

Norwich - Kirku.

Scottish Football:

Celtic - Shamrocker

Rangers - Alpha Omega Man



MLS:

NYCFC - TehDocktah

Orlando City - Angus Bless

Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob



Rest of Europe:

Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Angus Bless, K.A.D.A.F.I. DS7

Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man

Athletico Madrid - Lustercross

Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)

Borussia Dortmund (Reus bless) = Deffs, Sebbeswe

1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear

Lyon - kerozene74

FC Porto - Fadeless

Benfica - DS7

PSG - Kooshin Diini

International Teams:
Team Freedomland - Dr J, Xtramob, TehDoctah, Lil Mountain, Lloyd, Chris Partlow


US/Portugal/Wales - Angus Bless





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Spot on about La Liga and Pep 10/10 thread.
#pepbaldfraud
#manlikerocketman
 
top thread!

top poster!

Dasp bless

Fuck Real Madrid

Fuck @Rawex
 
Quiet in here, you all still searching for that vid.
 
I dont visit porn sites to read & i FFWD past the awkward chat

soz
I can't fap unless they have told me what they are studying and when they first lost their virginity.
 
@Tules

As a sophisticated, cosmopolitan person of interest, intellectual boist and international man of mistery, what's your take on smart shitters?

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What should I do? Should I press the button or nah? A quick answer would be much appreciated since the matter at hand is of quite urgency and I'm scared shitless to say the least.

Cheers
Your faithful servant old man wang
 
@blokeybloke

I don't follow politics so I'm afraid I don't have much information for you. I guess the guys running the autonomous govern at Cataluña want it all for themselves, have been brewing a peculiar sense of being special, different, etc. for a while and now mass hysteria is reaching a tipping point while the central authorities are trying to prevent the whole thing.

Nothing new under sun I'm afraid.
 
7 points clear?.......don't forget La Liga is definitely not a 2 horse race!
 
Totally loving Buyern blowing a 2-0 lead <{1-69}>
 
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