Predict the next Jones debacle thread.

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  1. MrCoffee

    MrCoffee Brotherhood of Shitty Arguments.

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    Whether you like it or not...

    From hitting poles, to pregnant ladies then running off to the hills, and under the ring in the gym, snitching on pot smokers while Chael P. Sonnen sips a Coca Cola, our favourite sociopath is back!

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    Who does he beat? Does someone put a loss on his record?
    How long will he stay? Probably a few months! Who knows?

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    What will we see in the next episode of the Jon Jones saga?

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  2. AimedWithV

    AimedWithV Wound in the Force

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    Jones' threads will disappear completely soon.

    Conor -Khabib press conference is coming
     
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  3. SCTwins

    SCTwins Black Belt

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    If the past is any indicator, there should be another traffic accident incoming.
     
  4. SlomiGa

    SlomiGa MMAathmetician

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    Well, he does have a DQ loss. Unfortunately, I dont think we will ever see him lose any other way.
     
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    Arm Barbarian Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Drug fail # 4 incoming. He'll get 3 months for being the Chocolate Snitch.
     
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    Shadowthrone PIECE OF SHIT Belt

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    But to answer the thread, the next Double Champ, and possible Open Weight Grand Prix champ
     
  7. Ivancho

    Ivancho Orange Belt

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    he goes to hw and destroy dc again an then return to lhw afraid of heavier younger prospect like curtis blaydes.
     
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    Rygu Black Belt Platinum Member

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    My money is on another DUI incident following his next win
     
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    Mmaprovost APATHETIC AFICIONADO

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  11. Entram

    Entram It's only gay if you make eye contact.

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    I think the minigame of answering all these questions is the real reason we're all happy he's back.
     
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    TITS Proper 12 Belt Platinum Member

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    If the was any Christian justice in this world, his DQ loss and NC would be overturned to W's, and he will be back in the octagon beating Brock Lesnar to pulp before the years end.
     
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    Sexual assault
     
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    his nipples have grown, we all know those don't grow naturally....hmmm
     
  15. Alpha_T83

    Alpha_T83 Purple Belt

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    Well he's failed drug tests for 2 out of 3 scheduled fights under USADA. I do believe USADA are not corrupt when it comes to drug testing, but that Jones exploited their 'snitch' loophole, and the independent arbiter made it even worse.

    USADA wanted to give him 4 years and refused to reduce that without him snitching, so at least that's something.

    I believe he'll fail another drug test in his next 2-3 fights.
     
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    Buff Trash Belt Degenerate

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    Pictures of him doing lines off the belt will emerge

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    I’m going out on a limb and saying he moves to Brazil and starts his own promotion. Probably called Cross Bones Fighting Championship or something like that. It will generate some news based on his name but it’ll fold inside of two years.
     
  18. WHITE ANDERSON

    WHITE ANDERSON Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    it will be revealed that jones, schaub, and dana are eskimo triplets

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    jm0b Puncher of Holes

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    He will get caught making horrible homophobic comments on a cell phone video in a car or truck of some sort.

    Heard it here first.
     
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