Predict Jones' excuse

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  1. Kassitus Orange Belt

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    He already used Anderson's innovative viagra excuse, he will need something new this time.

    Asthma inhaler?
    Just bought some stuff from GNC bro?
    Steroids fell into the creatine vat?
    Kangaroo meat?
    DC paid someone to put steroids in my Monster energy drink?
     
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    Hmmmmm...Boner pills prolly out this time.

    I like DC and Russians conspiracy...tainted Red Bull
     
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    Went to the store for Milk , accidentally bought steroids .
     
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    Herpes medication
     
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    He saw a flash of bright neon lights, passed out, then when we woke up he saw an injection mark in his arm. The only thing he remembers is an old man chain smoking Morley cigarettes in a dark corner of the room.
     
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    None... he takes this one on the chin and slithers away forna while..
     
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    Tainted milk

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    Or tainted nuts

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    Plausible
     
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    Cadbury Egg, but instead of candy goo inside, was steroids

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    His dealer cut his cocaine with steroids
     
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    My prediction - "I don't know what happened. I don't know how I failed this test."
     
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    "It was my brother's prank that went wrong. They wanted to put laxative in my coffee it turns out that it was Turinabol." - Jon Jones
     
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    these are all reasonable
     
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    Tainted Solar eclipse glasses.
     
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    bad batch of cocaine
     
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    He took someone else's medication by accident.
     
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  19. Tze wrrroooooom!

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    ' The excuse: "Took it to become less of a fake GOAT, they've set me up. I am still the fakest GOAT, right? Uh, OK... thanks." '
    - Tze
     
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  20. TGArthur Build that wall....Build that wall!

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    "He was set up" seems to be the consensus
     
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