Pre-Season Premier League Thread v9: A Kit Launch For The Ages Edition.

[Nowhere Fast]

Yes, the Ginger villain is Ronald Koeman LOL, not bitter he left them doe...



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Spoiler: Supporters List

Prem Teams:
AFC Bournemouth - Got No Fans
In Wenker We Rust FC- Mga223, Bones, Concrete, Frenzy, LilMountain, Clear Winner, DangDaGawd, Xtramob, wangxianghai, Stannisbae, Tobin Heath
Aston Villa - JonKunDo & Mongol.
Burnley - Got No Fans.
CSKA London - TheStruggleIsReal, BryanIam, SingerAuto, Daspy, EmpireShallFall
Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer
Everton - Got No Fans.
Hull - Got No Fans.
Leicester - Got No Fans.
Liverpool - SebbeSwe, ShamrockFTW, GracieMMABarra, Byron, Edge, Driver, Spoken, Gladiator, coolpotato & Shamrocker.
Manchester City - Father EOW. MPS,
Dark Side United - Life guard NF (protector of the prem thread), LEWIS540, Sexy, El Che, Ultimate Victory, Mcx , Rimbaud82, Eames, Dr J, Cyrano200, Chris Partlow , Andy Tate, EmeraldKiter, HOFer EOW, Fadeless, RR, danny23, Black Angus, Fraser B
Middlesbrough - Kingofthemods
So'ton - Got No Fans.
Tottenham Bottlespur- Carl Drogo , blokeybloke, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, bolochung, hoonosewot88, Alpha Omega Man
Stokalona- Got No Fans.
Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus
Swansea - Zer
Watford - FadeLess
West Brom - Got No Fans.
West Ham - Syd, Tobago Jones
Football League:
Cardiff City - HOFer Weo
Hartlepool United - Ens189
Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke
Newcastle - Pecker123., Xtramob
Norwich - Kirku.
Wimbledon - Gazwald
Scottish Football:
Celtic - Shamrocker
Rangers - Alpha Omega Man, Xtramob
MLS:
Portland Timbers - HOFer Extramob
Orlando City - Angus Bless
Rest of Europe:
Real Madrid - HOFer RawexBless,Phokuz, Kadafi Makavelli the legend , Angus Bless
Barcelona - fbed2332, Da Speeit, El Che, Thierry Henry, Alpha Omega Man
Athletico Madrid - Lustercross, Xtramob, Edwin
Juventus - Hotora86
Buyern - HOFer Extramob & CubicleGangster & Inter (RIP)
Borussia Dortmund (Reus

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Spoiler: Insta Animal Vids

Spoiler: A Pair Of Memes

Spoiler: New Bae for Frenz or nah?

Spoiler: Slender Bae Mascots

Spoiler: Dem Curves Doe Mascots

Spoiler: Big Ol Tats

Spoiler: Bike Racks

Chunes:


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[Dr J]

Little J scored his first Barca goal today.

 

[LEWIS540]

MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS

• Manchester United are close to announcing their second signing, believed to be Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic.

Fucking meh if true.

Lindelof, Matic, Perisic and Morata......whoop dee do. 4th and CL last 16 looms!

 

[Rawex]

 

[Dr J]

And more Kate Abdo.

 

[LEWIS540]

I didn't even know Big Sam quit........think I was in the guts of a 4-dayer when all that kicked off.

 

[Sebbe]

Love me some Sade, tune imo and well done @Nowhere Fast

 

[Nowhere Fast]

@Tules ButlandBae on the way???

 

[xtramob]

 

[Rawex]

I didn't even know Big Sam quit........think I was in the guts of a 4-dayer when all that kicked off.

Only 4 days?

 

[UVee]

MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS

• Manchester United are close to announcing their second signing, believed to be Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic.

Fucking meh if true.

Lindelof, Matic, Perisic and Morata......whoop dee do. 4th and CL last 16 looms!

Matic is on the down and nothing more than a squad player.

I really don't want to see a Carrick Matic Fellaini line up next season.

 

[Nowhere Fast]

MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS

• Manchester United are close to announcing their second signing, believed to be Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic.

Fucking meh if true.

Lindelof, Matic, Perisic and Morata......whoop dee do. 4th and CL last 16 looms!

Matic has looked a shadow of his old self the last 2 years. You know the fee is gonna be stupid as well.

 

[Tobago Jones]

My favourite Sade track

 

[Concrete]

My favourite Sade track

Fucking choon

Spoiler

 

[Chules]

@Tules ButlandBae on the way???

Yes!!! I've always wanted him!

Have said it a few times on here

 

[Dr J]

MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS

• Manchester United are close to announcing their second signing, believed to be Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic.

Fucking meh if true.

Lindelof, Matic, Perisic and Morata......whoop dee do. 4th and CL last 16 looms!

Pretty sure this source is crap, though.

Still makes more sense than Matic, who was woeful when Mou got sacked at Chelsea and was supposedly even at odds with Mou during that time.

 

[LEWIS540]

Only 4 days?

I'm old.

(Not blokey old, obviously, but even 4 days is a stretch these days).

 

[Rawex]

I'm old.

(Not blokey old, obviously, but even 4 days is a stretch these days).

I hear you. Though arent you the boss, could take a week off to recover!

 

[LEWIS540]

Matic is on the down and nothing more than a squad player.

I really don't want to see a Carrick Matic Fellaini line up next season.

Matic has looked a shadow of his old self the last 2 years. You know the fee is gonna be stupid as well.

Pretty sure this source is crap, though.

Still makes more sense than Matic, who was woeful when Mou got sacked at Chelsea and was supposedly even at odds with Mou during that time.

Would genuinely prefer Schneiderlin over Matic.

Fabinho would be 10x the signing Matic would be.

Considering next season is probably make or break for Mourinho, the early suggestion is that he's going to underwhelm in this transfer window.

 

[LEWIS540]

I hear you. Though arent you the boss, could take a week off to recover!

Not gonna lie, I'm averaging about 10 hours a week in the office at the moment. Business is slow until 2018. Thanks Brexit.