POTWR: ♕♕♕The White House♕♕♕WR AWARDS AND CIA REPORT

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  1. Palis ♕President of the War Room

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    Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, noble Americans and foreigners, please gather round' and welcome to Sherdogs first ever Official War Room Presidency thread; The White House!

    A truly historic day--named The White House because I would like to welcome you all into my home where myself and my brilliant hard working cabinet members would like to show you the workings of the Executive Branch of the War Room.

    First, I would like to take a second to thank all of my tremendous cabinet members who made this win possible! Without them, I am unsure I would have been able to defeat the many limp wristed cuck horde that plagues the lands of the War Room! I would like to thank all of my voters; you are truly great, smart people and you recognized excellence and class in your vote! I am here for YOU! I would like to thank @JDragon for being a very tough and determined opponent. You were the only one who put up a true fight and it was a damn close race, a honor sir. Lastly, I would like to say thank you to all my enemies. All the ones who thought I didn't have a chance, the ones who lied about me, saying I am not a War Room poster, calling my voters low IQ and deplorables all the while supporting a dog fucker, thank you for that extra fuel. It was very Trump-esque the way things worked out--basically a double loss in 2016 for the smug cucklords who got shit on by Mr. Donald Trump and myself!! THANK YOU!!

    As the historic day here in the War Room concludes, I must take the oath of the office! I feel so honored... so privileged... so humbled.

    "I, Palis Pablo Escobar, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the War Room, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the War Room."
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    Now, onto business (my forte). This thread is an continual work in progress, used for content and updates as the year goes on, so expect edits and additions of content from the cabinet!

    The official Presidential Cabinet

    POTWR: @Palis
    Vice President: @Dr J
    Sec of State: @RhinoRush
    Sec of Defense: @Rex Kwon Do
    Sec of Homeland Security: @ens189
    Sec of Treasury: @The Diplomat
    Attorney General: @Deffid
    Sec of Agriculture: @Overpressure
    Sec of SJW control: @theBLADE1
    Sec of Education and Office Supplies: @Clippy
    Minister of Fuckery: @AgedFlatus
    FBI Director: @Hans Gruber
    CIA Director: @MusterX
    Director of sexy lady glutes: @Prime Ang (RIP)[/USER]



    The official White House miscellaneous jobs and maintenance crew

    White House Librarian:
    @Jack V Savage
    Head Groundskeeper: @Fawlty
    Gardner 1: @Rod1
    Gardner 2: @panamaican
    Golfcart Mechanic: @Diamond Jim
    The guy who cleans toilets: @Bat Dad
    Head Maid: @seiger
    Jester 1: @M3t4tr0n
    Jester 2: @7437
    Kennelmaster: @JDragon

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    PRESIDENTIAL NEWS UPDATES:


    UPDATE 06JAN2017

    -In my goal to facilitate the release and unbanning of @Hollywood Nicky, I have sent Ambassadors all over the world to contact Nicky through Facebook. We are still waiting to hear from the man and even see if he is alive.

    -Also, through my talks with @Lead, it seems I will need to go higher than the creator of Executive Branch of the War Room. My goal is the release of Nicky, but I will need to delve much further into Sherdog and it appears it won't be easy.

    -President Palis
























































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  2. Palis ♕President of the War Room

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    The Office of Vice President

    Good evening ladies and gentleman of the War Room. It is my distinct honor to serve as your Vice-President. I would like to start by thanking @Palis for selecting me for this prestigious role. I was inspired by your message and humbled by your selection. It was a near flawlessly run campaign; and I have no doubt that together, our administration will accomplish amazing things.

    As promised, our administration will be working diligently to build the greatest government the internet has ever seen.
    Our first step in the direction of web greatness will be the construction of our executive branch. At this time, we have attached a census poll at the top of the thread and kindly request good citizens of the War Room to register their location.

    Our plan will to be conduct elections to establish representatives from each region starting February 1, 2017. Further details regarding regional representation, Congressional responsibilities, and election specifics will be updated in the coming weeks.

    Good citizens, lets get these gears in motion. Get your campaign endorsements in line and your platforms ready. Election season is around the corner!

    Humbly yours,

    Vice-President J

    @Dr J

    EDIT: For clarification, Canada, Mexico, Central America, and South America falls under non-US America.
     
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  3. Palis ♕President of the War Room

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    The 2017 White House Awards

    As time goes on we're going to periodically give out awards to the War Room citizens who deserve them most. We're going to use quotes to help reaffirm that this person does indeed deserve such award.

    War Room citizens, I would like to call upon you, along with Uncle Sam, if you believe someone is up for an award please send your WR President a PM with the persons name, the award they are up for and a link to their quote. Let's continue making the War Room great! Thank you!

    Award categories are as follows:
    • The esteemed monthly GOLDEN CUCK AWARD
    • Bigot of the month
    • Maximum over-rustled of the month
    • World class post of the month

    • Liberal of the year
    • Republican of the year
    • Libertarian of the year
    • War Room Mod of the year

    I would love to add weekly awards, I just need to make sure that with my busy RL schedule and my cabinets busy RL schedule that we are able to afford to do so.

    Regards,

    Mr. President @Palis




    January 2017 awards
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    Golden Cuck:

    Deplorable bigot:

    Maximum over-rustled:

    World class post of the month:

    @7437
    @2DUM2TAP
    @Adamant
    @AgedFlatus
    @aitkenmike
    @Amerikuracana
    @AnGrYcRoW
    @Anung Un Rama
    @Arkain2K
    @Awesomesauce
    @bad seed
    @Bald1
    @Banchan
    @BAM
    @Bat Dad
    @BOWHUNTER
    @Blackened
    @BruceLeeOnTRT
    @Bukowski82
    @CableandThanos
    @carlos cadona
    @CEROVFC
    @Charles Manson
    @Cmart
    @colby25
    @Contra-dictator
    @Cubo de Sangre
    @Concurrent GOAT
    @COTUR1@43
    @Darkballs
    @Denter
    @DevilsLettuce
    @Devout Pessimist
    @Diamond Jim
    @dittohead84
    @dontsnitch
    @Dr J
    @drstrangelov
    @DynamicLoosener
    @ehtheist
    @EL CORINTHIAN
    @ens189
    @Falsedawn
    @Farmer Br0wn
    @Fawlty
    @FinalFight
    @Gandhi
    @GearSolidMetal
    @Giblert
    @glennrod
    @Graverobber
    @Goonerview
    @Greoric
    @Gutter Chris
    @Hans Gruber
    @Hans Gercmiov
    @HereticBD
    @Higus
    @Hogey
    @Hollywood Nicky
    @HomerThompson
    @IDL
    @In The Name Of
    @InvestigatorIL
    @irish_thug
    @ironwolf
    @Jack V Savage
    @JadeOwl
    @J. Bernie Cunningham
    @JDragon
    @jgarner
    @jmag
    @Joseph Budden
    @JosephDredd
    @JudoThrowFiasco
    @Junes
    @Juventud
    @K1levelgrappler
    @Kafir-kun
    @KBE6EKCTAH_CCP
    @KILL KILL
    @King of Fists
    @KONG-D'SNT-TAP
    @KnightTemplar
    @kpt018
    @Krallang
    @Lead
    @Leroy Jenkins
    @lfd0311
    @lilelvis
    @LionExMachina
    @Limbo Pete
    @lecter
    @LogicalInsanity
    @LucasWithLidOff
    @M3t4tr0n
    @m52nickerson
    @Makani
    @Madmick
    @MASShole
    @mcveteran81
    @MeatheadMike
    @MicroBrew
    @mr.bigglesworth
    @MusterX
    @ncordless
    @NelmarksGhost
    @Nietzsche13
    @nostradumbass
    @ObsoleteSoul
    @Octavian
    @oldshadow
    @Orgasmo
    @Overpressure
    @panamaican
    @Peteyandjia
    @PrinceOfPain
    @Quipling
    @reflector
    @RespectableDenizen
    @RetiredSlave
    @Rex Kwon Do
    @RhinoRush
    @riddleofsteel
    @RighteousWar
    @ripskater
    @Rod1
    @Ruprecht
    @sabretruth
    @second sight
    @shadow_priest_x
    @ShinkanPo
    @sickc0d3r
    @SidJustice
    @silus_2000
    @sloppypie
    @SMEAC
    @sodapopinski
    @SouthoftheAndes
    @snakedafunky
    @Space
    @spin_
    @Strychnine
    @Teen Wolf
    @TeTe
    @Thames
    @The ScorpioN
    @theBLADE1
    @TheComebackKid
    @The Diplomat
    @The Higher Power
    @TheStruggle
    @Throttlehead
    @Thunderflash500
    @Thurisaz
    @Tol
    @Tropodan
    @TSO
    @ucunc156
    @Undying Poster
    @UpaLoompa
    @Vitamin C
    @VivaRevolution
    @Voodoo_Child906
    @voxom
    @waiguoren
    @WhitebeltXL
    @WorldofWarcraft
    @Zankou
     
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  4. Palis ♕President of the War Room

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    The President's cabinets sexy section:

    The Attorney General @Deffid
     
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  9. 7437 Silver Belt

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    Im really not much of a jester unless ive had a lot to drink.


    Edit: i am former Navy though so..... Maybe not an issue.
     
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  11. panamaican Gold Belt

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    You know I'm banging your daughter, right?
     
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  12. Palis ♕President of the War Room

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    You're banging a 10 year old?
     
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  13. M3t4tr0n I Am The Lizard King

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    Stop bumping your own shitty thread no ones gives a shit about your gay pesidency Also...

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  14. Palis ♕President of the War Room

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    I thought you'd be a bit happier and grateful I am providing you with a job that suites your skillset. sheeesh!
     
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    Hell yeah I'm going to learn you all soooo good!
     
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  16. panamaican Gold Belt

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    C'mon...

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  17. Palis ♕President of the War Room

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    Oh now you're changing it to Trump, not me? I am not Trump--although we're both tall, white and rich and both have a propensity for winning bigly, I am not that man. So yes, after I exposed you as not only a peeping tom but now a pedo you wish to change this... C'mon...
     
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  18. Limbo Pete Super Samoan Belt

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    I expect good things to come of this thread
    Here's to ya, President @Palis!
     
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  19. panamaican Gold Belt

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    You're not making this funny at all. I'm sorry I made the effort. Geez, louise. A bunch of Trump gif's and then a sourpuss on top of it...why run the gimmick at all?
     
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    It was just sick, truly sick--even for you. Expect a visit from @Rex Kwon Do and @ens189 shortly. My suggestion, run.
     
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