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Now Lead.... why so down? Be proud of what you created. All of us from the Palis campaign want thank you for making this possible.

By the way, Winning is what is important and the result of JDragon + his Merkel and Obama worshipping friends not having their own thread is GLORIOUS.

I think you have it wrong. If we are going to grade palis, to place most of the weight on his term over his campaign would be just wrong. This year, the campaign became so big, no sticky thread would be able to follow it and have much success. Almost have to weigh it 90/10 which would given Palis' presidency a A-, 80/20 a B. Time will tell though with future campaigns and threads
 
Leed didn't want a WR congress. Was hoping to spread democracy across the WR, much like herpes, but in a happier, less itchy way. It's ok though, I still love Leed, we'll get through this.

I see what you did there.
 
I think you have it wrong. If we are going to grade palis, to place most of the weight on his term over his campaign would be just wrong. This year, the campaign became so big, no sticky thread would be able to follow it and have much success. Almost have to weigh it 90/10 which would given Palis' presidency a A-, 80/20 a B. Time will tell though with future campaigns and threads
I will weigh in on this as well when we have an 2nd President...
 
That endorsement primary as well

The biggest endorsement you will receive will be glorious Mr Lead. The Nexus is inevitable.
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Fuck, sorry for slacking guys.
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@Limbo Pete


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See people. You supported the right candidate. If JDragon won the entire thread would have been full of this smut:

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Sorry guys. Just wanted everyone to recognize that the right man won.
 



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Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, noble Americans and foreigners, please gather round' and welcome to Sherdogs first ever Official War Room Presidency thread; The White House!

A truly historic day--named The White House because I would like to welcome you all into my home where myself and my brilliant hard working cabinet members would like to show you the workings of the Executive Branch of the War Room.

First, I would like to take a second to thank all of my tremendous cabinet members who made this win possible! Without them, I am unsure I would have been able to defeat the many limp wristed cuck horde that plagues the lands of the War Room! I would like to thank all of my voters; you are truly great, smart people and you recognized excellence and class in your vote! I am here for YOU! I would like to thank @JDragon for being a very tough and determined opponent. You were the only one who put up a true fight and it was a damn close race, a honor sir. Lastly, I would like to say thank you to all my enemies. All the ones who thought I didn't have a chance, the ones who lied about me, saying I am not a War Room poster, calling my voters low IQ and deplorables all the while supporting a dog fucker, thank you for that extra fuel. It was very Trump-esque the way things worked out--basically a double loss in 2016 for the smug cucklords who got shit on by Mr. Donald Trump and myself!! THANK YOU!!

As the historic day here in the War Room concludes, I must take the oath of the office! I feel so honored... so privileged... so humbled.

"I, Palis Pablo Escobar, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the War Room, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the War Room."
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Now, onto business (my forte). This thread is an continual work in progress, used for content and updates as the year goes on, so expect edits and additions of content from the cabinet!

The official Presidential Cabinet

POTWR: @Palis
Vice President: @Dr J
Sec of State: @RhinoRush
Sec of Defense: @Rex Kwon Do
Sec of Homeland Security: @ens189
Sec of Treasury: @The Diplomat
Attorney General: @Deffid
Sec of Agriculture: @Overpressure
Sec of SJW control: @theBLADE1
Sec of Education and Office Supplies: @Clippy
Minister of Fuckery: @AgedFlatus
FBI Director: @Hans Gruber
CIA Director: @MusterX
General of the Revolution: @VivaRevolution
Director of sexy lady glutes: @Prime Ang (RIP)[/USER]



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[COLOR=rgb(255, 0, 128)]White House Librarian: [USER=39716]@Jack V Savage

Head Groundskeeper: @Fawlty
Gardner 1: @Rod1
Gardner 2: @panamaican
Golfcart Mechanic: @Diamond Jim
The guy who cleans toilets: @Bat Dad
Head Maid: @seiger
Jester 1: @M3t4tr0n
Jester 2: @7437
Kennelmaster: @JDragon

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-In my goal to facilitate the release and unbanning of @Hollywood Nicky, I have sent Ambassadors all over the world to contact Nicky through Facebook. We are still waiting to hear from the man and even see if he is alive.

-Also, through my talks with @Lead, it seems I will need to go higher than the creator of Executive Branch of the War Room. My goal is the release of Nicky, but I will need to delve much further into Sherdog and it appears it won't be easy.

-President Palis
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By the way, I abstain from the poll because my time zone isn't on there, ignoramus. I'm forced into using this term because of the smug face staring back at me as I write this (bottom pic.)
 
At the end of the day only God knows the heart of every man. I do sincerely hope they are all right with the Lord.

Any of us can be decieved, but you can't deceive the Lord.
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
 
Beast coast ftw.

As treasurer, I will funnel all monies to the east. It's about time the war that Biggie and 2Pac started finally came to a head.
 
This presidency ist a bit of a letdown tbh. Not because I expected to like what would happen, but I expected greater disruption. Almost as if real life had taken over.
 
This presidency ist a bit of a letdown tbh. Not because I expected to like what would happen, but I expected greater disruption. Almost as if real life had taken over.
Busy, so much--and you know, when they ask me day in and day out--"Mr. President, how do you do it?", i tell all--like I would my grand children--exercise actually lowers your lifespan and destroys energy cells, that's how.

The President must take precedents and sometimes, busy is in the eye of the beholder.

Look into yourself JDrag, understand that you could have had all of this with only a few votes more, but you don't. I'm sorry if you feel let down but sometimes you have to let people down to bring them up and I truly believe that, non-regrettably and non-stop.

Wish you and your harem of puppies nothing but the best--I'll tell you as well, you got a gift, don't waste it on kibbles n bits.

Thanks.

Sincerely,

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This presidency ist a bit of a letdown tbh. Not because I expected to like what would happen, but I expected greater disruption. Almost as if real life had taken over.

Secret Service Agent @Lead

Please have this person escorted out of this thread immediately

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it's still all so meta, mind = blown
 
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