pope releases peace doves that get ripped apart by crows

[BearGrounds]

damnit Bear... you were gonna be my line of defense if I ever get caught. Any ideas?

Monkeys. You can eat all the monkey brains you'd like and retain your non cannibal status. Indiana Jones style.

 

[Henry Swanson]

dark wings.
dark words.

Thank you!

 

[Foray]

Monkeys. You can eat all the monkey brains you'd like and retain your non cannibal status. Indiana Jones style.

Hmm. not too many monkeys here. Guess I'm going grocery shopping at the zoo

 

[Henry Swanson]

so this is what it sounds like...

lmfao!

 

[Wolveswithkeys]

that was a regular murder

Spoiler

and a seagull

 

[willhaven720]

So this is what it sounds like...

LOL

if prince dies this week I will freak out even more than normal

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

What's funny about Catholics is that they so often believe and essentially follow Witchcraft.

Explain this?

 

[Deleted member 363827]

Well, they need something to feed their children, being birds doesn't mean they can't eat other types of birds.

 

[Bukowski82]

It signifies that anyone stupid enough to believe in religion will look at this as a sign...

 

[Troublesome10]

Explain this?

Catholic Mass is essentially ceremonial magic; a thinly-veiled pagan ritual. Drink the 'blood' from the cup that symbolizes the feminine reproductive organs, eat the 'flesh', etc.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

God doesn't exist.

Heathens are attacking the church.

That Dove died for our sins.

Birds gonna bird.

Don't care.

The option is yours but choose wisely.

 

[windkick]

Catholic Mass is essentially ceremonial magic; a thinly-veiled pagan ritual. Drink the 'blood' from the cup that symbolizes the feminine reproductive organs, eat the 'flesh', etc.

Yea ok

 

[Viva]

Clearly the work of Papa Emeritus II.

Hail Sa-tan

 

[Sivo The Ram]

"i am your disciple...and therefore my own."

 

[RoadKing Custom]

We need a doves.. "How do they work", meme

 

[Bukowski82]

God doesn't exist.

Heathens are attacking the church.

That Dove died for our sins.

Birds gonna bird.

Don't care.

The option is yours but choose wisely.

Birds gonna bird...

And Happy Birthday, Bro! Get into anything crazy?

 

[HOLA]

Catholic Mass is essentially ceremonial magic; a thinly-veiled pagan ritual. Drink the 'blood' from the cup that symbolizes the feminine reproductive organs, eat the 'flesh', etc.

What you are attempting to discuss exists in Catholicism, Eastern Orthodox Christianity and other denominations. The wine does not represent female reproductive organs.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Birds gonna bird...

And Happy Birthday, Bro! Get into anything crazy?

Thanks dude. Just got drunk with my friends at a couple of local bars.

 

[Herb Eaversmels]

A priest down the road was "blessing" the children with "a magic forcefield" of his own.

Sorry.

Lmfao this post slayed me.

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

Another victim of the knockout game.