Platinum Choke, deal with it...

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  1. Kristian82

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    It's fight week for Platinum Mike Perry and like most MMA fans I have been considering how Mike finishes ponzi scheme. I have mostly been considering the way he will knock him out. I was strongly leaning towards a head kick as he already has finishes with elbows, knees and hands. As it's Mike then he would have to do it in style so I thought a spin kick or a TKD style jumping kick. Then something hit me.



    Mike is gonna choke the son of a bitch. He got his purple belt this year. He has been training with Jacare for some time now. He doesn't have a submission win yet. And ponzi deserves it for cheating against submission specialist Gunnar Nelson. What better way to teach him a lesson than to choke him out?

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    I imagine it goes something like the above gif. Mike rocks him with strikes then finishes with a choke. Then justice is served on behalf of Gunnar Nelson by the Platinum God and Jouban receives a warning to never step in the octagon again.
     
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    You blokes talk a big game... i look forward to the result this weekend
     
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    I want him to continue knocking out fools. I think he'll have 20 wins all by KO. When you have black belt in them hands, you don't need a black belt in anything else.
     
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    Shutup ex slave
     
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    One who carries the mark of a slave will always be one in my eyes.
     
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    Platinum nation....
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    SherdogGoat Platinum & Braco Belt Banned

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    Yes, the lashes will haunt him for the rest of his life.
     
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    Yep platinum army getting ready war
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    It might well be that Mike's next win comes via submission as he's the most versatile fighter in the UFC right now.

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    and soon black belt with dem jitsu.
     
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    How sure are you that plat beats ponzi?
     
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    Sure enough to bet but still banned from betting till January.
     
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    I can't promise you if the sun will rise tomorrow but there is no way in hell Platinum loses this.
     
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    I hope you peasants are right
     
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    Yes, I agree. Platinum will choke.
     
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    But why use his purple belt when he's got damn black belt hands? I think a 1st round ko for Perry unless Ponzi gets eyepoke happy again
     
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    Lol Mike Perry trains with Jacare.
     
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    Are you telling me Plat is getting even more dangerous?

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