Peter North's Secret to a Massive Load

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    Hey guys,

    My friend moved to California last year. He works for those sleazy-ass shows like Girls Gone Wild as one of the instigator guys that suggests girls take off their clothes and shame themselves. Anyway, because girls in porn actually work for these companies sometimes, he befriended a few of them. Long story short, my buddy met Peter North and got to hang out with him for a bit. My buddy said that he was a completely nice guy and that he eventually weaseled out the secret of a massive load. North Pole said that in addition to the products that he takes to enhance his man juice, the night before a morning scene he'll eat three heads of a celery. I have yet to try it and have no proof, but you can thank me when your girlfriend dumps you to persue a bukkake career.
     
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    What other products does he use?
     
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    i will take pics
     
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    This might be the most important thread ever posted, if true.
     
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    That doesnt make sense.
     
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    I think he said "Ropes" or some shit? I've never heard of it. I was really fucked up when my buddy was telling me the other night, but I do remember the three celery heads thing for sure.
     
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    I've seen the ads in magazines for Ropes but figuered it was bullshit. If true, I'll buy a case. You can never have too powerful a money shot.
     
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    i know that pineapple juice is supposed to make manfat taste sweeter. whether it makes it taste like pineapples im unsure; as unfortunately i have yet to taste the load of a regular pineapple juice consumer.
     
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  9. what i like to do is spoon feed my flesh monster heaping spoonfuls of mayo and feta cheese the night before a big date

    that way when its time to spunk my junk my sleeping salamander erupts in a violent expulsion the likes of which haven't been seen since pompeii

    while she's cleaning up the oily mess i like to go poop
     
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    not jsut on sherdog but the whole interweb
     
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    Yeah, me neither....
     
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    Peter north drinks a shake of green juice full of green grass and green vegetables.makes your junk hard and you splooge like a firehose.
     
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    Which amateur cumdumpster are you?
     
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    I'm just a observer! Why do you want to get dumped I think I can help you with that. There's a opening just for you?
     
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    Agreed.

    The price of Celery may triple overnight.
     
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    seriously pinappels and celery and you got yourself a sweet protein drink for your missus
     
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    Holy Jesus, the TL/FWI got to you, too? Fucking sweet Susie, you just got here.....!!!!
     
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    Watch the stats. Produce sections everywhere will be overrun starting today.
     
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    Not funny.
     
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    is the stock market open for celery?
     
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