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Maybe a dude with ED?
I want to believe.
... but no, he's obviously dirty
You were doing just fine, but you ruined it at the end. An athlete (or any man) using erection pills because he likes to fuck a lot is not implausible at all.
People win millions in the lottery every day. Fat chance of you winning ...
So, there must be a lottery in which people win the negative prize. To keep up the balance.
Jones just happened to win the grand prize in the lottery of bad luck.
I don't like Jones. The guy is an ass. He is an unreal fighter but if he's guilty, then he's guilty.
However, the whole "odds" things doesn't mean shit. Odds throws persepective out.
People win the lotto. Get struck by lightning twice and find diamonds in hay bales. Odds mean low chance but they are made for gamblers, not facts.
If he's done, then he should be done for years. if he's not, then let the guy live.
And do you have any proof to believe in this case its that incredibly unlikely scenario, or is that possibly just wishful thinking on your part? You rather believe in that 0.0000001% over 99.999999%? Why? Just that you dont have to admit Jones was not as talented fighter naturally you always thought he was?
"I beat Daniel off the steroids"
Lol
I don't "believe" he is innocent, but the last failure doesn't make sense, so there is doubt.
Jan 2015: Jones has a suspiciously low T/E ratio that deviates 80% from his previous reading; USADA was not in effect at this time.What doesnt make sense?? I keep reading it on here and cant figure out wtf you guys are talking about??
Mar 2016: Frank Mir, teammate of Jon Jones, fails drug test for Oral Turinabol.
Jul 2016: Jones tests positive for Clomiphene and Letrozole.
- Jones allegedly claims to have ingested a penis pill.
- The penis pill, however, contained a third banned substance, of which Jones did not test positive for.
- Jones claimed his friend gave him the penis pill.
- This friend provided an invoice for the purchase of the penis pill, and on the same invoice was an order for Clomiphene (one of the two substances he was flagged for).
- Common sense dictates that Jones used a middle-man to purchase his PEDs, and bought the penis pill preemptively as an excuse in case he got caught, but never actually ingested the penis pill, otherwise the third banned substance would've shown up.
Apr 2017: Frank Mir receives a two year suspension as a first time offender for Oral Turinabol.
Aug 2017: During his FOX interview, Jones slips up and says that he defeated Cormier "off steroids". His silence afterwards says more than any words could.
Aug 2017: Jones tests positive for Oral Turinabol, the same substance teammate Frank Mir tested positive for back in March of 2016.
Present: Mir's precedent for receiving a two year suspension as a first time offender makes me believe that Jones will receive longer than two years given that he's a second time offender.
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/evidence-of-jones-guilt.3711725/