pastor insists he was counseling naked man tied up in car + naked man tried to undress him =innocent

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  1. JosephDredd

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    https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/02/10/homestead-pastor-lewdness-incident-exposure/

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    “I was counseling a young man with a drug problem,” Gregory said. “It did turn strange, but it wasn’t my doing, OK? And I was adamant that I’m not participating in that way. And so that’s when the police pulled up, and they assume things, but I’m standing by my story. It’s not true.”
     
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    I remember Sandusky saying he was teaching a kid "wrestling moves" when another coach found him rolling around naked with some poor kid.
     
  3. cottagecheesefan

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    Sounds kinky AF
     
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    The man is gay and got caught and is trying to cover up. What is the big deal?

    Hey Mayberry, this thread is for you.
     
  5. tehend

    tehend West Coast Distributor Of Pain

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    Pretty sure we're supposed to blindly believe "victims" now.
     
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    get a hotel you cheap wierdo
     
  7. Edison Carasio

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    He shouldn't have tied up and counseled that naked man. It was the wrong thing to do.
     
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    I dunno if I can trust him. How big a stack of Bibles, exactly? I don't know if I'd be happy with 5, but I might believe him if it's 6.
     
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    Sounds like he's trying to subtly confess.

    "I'm standing by my story. It's not true."

    "I will deny, on a stack of bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing."

    Lol.
     
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    “I won’t deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing,” Gregory said.

    Pretty ingenious wording this guy used here. He will deny that he did nothing.

    I absolutely believe him.
     
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    There was a old joke when a cleric aided a toad that suddenly became a naked boy. The joke end with the sentence :" the story is true and We've got to throw ourselves on the mercy of the court."
     
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    "but I’m standing by my story. It’s not true.”

    Whenever anyone says this, they're lying.
     
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    curryjunkie mixed marital arts...

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    This is some kinky AF form of exorcism.


    Where do I sign up?
     
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    Makes sense. Guy stripped naked, and then tied himself up.
     
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    Weird stuff.
     
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    That priest think he's cool or something? That's like an average Tuesday for me
     
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    Reminds me of this:

     
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    Just another closet case hiding in the Church, this seems to happen a lot.
     
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    religious hypocrites are the worst.
     

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