Parasite Cleanse (Non-Prescription)

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  1. YukisHeart

    YukisHeart Brown Belt

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    Suspect I've picked up some parasitic worms. Can anyone recommend a good parasite cleanse I don't need a doctor's prescription for? Specific product, home remedy, something you buy over the counter at a pharmacy, whatever.
     
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    See a doctor ASAP. Either you actually are infected with parasites, or you are suffering the onset of delusional parasitosis. Both require professional medical attention.
     
  3. ViceGrip

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    Parasitic infection isn't something you should diagnosing yourself or treating OTC. Get your ass to a doctor, goofball.
     
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    equus Horse Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    If going to the doctor was a convenient option, I wouldn't have asked specifically for advice on non-prescription treatments. Besides, worms aren't cancer, guys. Going the over-the-counter route won't result swiftly to death.
     
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    I live in an underdeveloped part of Panama where having intestinal parasites is rather normal, and it definitely has made me appreciate how normal it is in the U.S. to not have to worry about bad water causing amoebas.
     
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    Go to the doctor.

    Hell, you might even be able to see one over the internet. They do that now.

    Also, I've heard things about garlic and garlic pills.
     
  8. UL

    UL no more yellows

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    Light something on fire and stick it up your backside and burn that shit out.

    But yeah you can not diagnose it yourself go to your doctor.
    You can though buy treatment from the pharmacy but the make might differ from the one a doctor might give you eg. dose wise and how powerful it is.
     
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    How did u get them?
     
  10. lts5025

    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    Where are you where you can't get access to medical care?

    There are NO effective non-prescription treatments for parasites. Anything you buy over the counter will just be worthless herbal bullshit.
     
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    I'm wondering this too. Even Third Worlders without a pot to piss in can at least go to the village witch doctor or an aid camp.
     
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    You have access to the intertubes but no doctor? Okeedo - sounds like you're all set. Enjoy your worms.
     
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    Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Take a drive to the city and see a dr. Panama has excellent health care. Do it now.
     
  15. YukisHeart

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    Thanks for being the only person not insisting on bitching about going to a doctor despite the whole premise of the thread being that this wasn't possible.
     
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    Foods That Kill Intestinal Parasites | LIVESTRONG.COM

    How to Kill Colon Parasites | eHow.com

    I've been told fasting is about the best way to get rid of it.
    Before modern medicine, fasting was used for a variety of things, and doctors today are starting to realize there are health benefits to just not eating for a while every year or so to clean you out.

    Basically, if you can not eat anything but fiber filled drinks, then shit everything out, you'll kill most of the parasites in a week or so.

    Sucks not to eat though.
    Good luck!
     

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