Paige VanZant Announces A Book Deal (and demonstrates a motorboating skill)

[SeverianB]

Didn't she quit fighting or something?..

After she went to sleep:

 

[The guest]

Did you watch the video? (3:50-3:57)

No... why the fuck would I ?

The fuckin title wrote the joke on it's own. That's 57 seconds I'm not prepared to invest on her.

Thanks, Mark.

 

[derrrrp]

it's probably going to be better than matt hughes' book

 

[hot carl]

awe. this will be so cute. riveting chapters are sure to include:

lying to kids

ugg boots

tea with grandma

vodka coolers

denying lying to terminally ill children

pumpkin spice EVERAYTHANG-- SO FABULOUS

that time she tried fighting

how her hair like totally makes her so much money

how she put the "team" in team alpha male

 

[beastman]

Joanna has better moves.

 

[gimp0]

"while" growing up..??? Shes hasnt grown up yet.

while becoming of age

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Autobiography for what, your just a little girl. actually live life first..

 

[Coolidge]

Is there going to be a chapter dedicated to the cancer kids/hair cutting incident?

 

[Coolidge]

awe. this will be so cute. riveting chapters are sure to include:

lying to kids

ugg boots

tea with grandma

vodka coolers

denying lying to terminally ill children

pumpkin spice EVERAYTHANG-- SO FABULOUS

that time she tried fighting

how her hair like totally makes her so much money

how she put the "team" in team alpha male

Brutal..

 

[Megalodon]

I think we're going to see a lot of girls using MMA as a tool to become celebrities over the next few years.

 

[lts5025]

I hate everything about this chick.

 

[ArtOfDrowning]

Is there going to be a chapter dedicated to the cancer kids/hair cutting incident?

Actual quote from the chapter, exlusive breaking stuff:

"And then I was like why would I do it. Like no way. Like totally not gonna cut my hair and like have a bad hair day. Like whatevaaaar kid, go somewhere and like die. Like for real. Like"

 

[Buckeye4Life]

Lots of jealous beta males in here upset that she will write a book about nothing and make a fuck ton of money in the process. I mean you're right though she has not lived a life to write about...

 

[Gratis]

I think we're going to see a lot of girls using MMA as a tool to become celebrities over the next few years.

I think the one thing stopping this from happening is the fact that they can actually get fucked up, so it will make famewhores apprehensive.

 

[FrodoFraggins]

A fucking book deal? God damn anyone older than her that reads it is fucking pathetic

 

[ArtOfDrowning]

Lots of jealous beta males in here upset that she will write a book about nothing and make a fuck ton of money in the process. I mean you're right though she has not lived a life to write about...

Nobody will buy that shit

 

[Coolidge]

Actual quote from the chapter, exlusive breaking stuff:

"And then I was like why would I do it. Like no way. Like totally not gonna cut my hair and like have a bad hair day. Like whatevaaaar kid, go somewhere and like die. Like for real. Like"

No but seriously, if given the chance, I'd lick Paige's feet clean.

 

[Better Every Day]

No... why the fuck would I ?

The fuckin title wrote the joke on it's own. That's 57 seconds I'm not prepared to invest on her.

Thanks, Mark.

7 seconds, not 57 seconds.
Your loss.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Shes also training with Fred Roach

wow, she is smarter than Ronda then

 

[tdluxon]

Wtf could she possibly have to write about?