Paige VanZant Announces A Book Deal (and demonstrates a motorboating skill)

[Xaero]

She can write about how hard she rode Cody's dick.

Or make a film about that.

 

[gimp0]

I can't wait to read about her being bullied while growing up. I bet she won't disclose all of her 'friends' that she stabbed in the back by sleeping with their boyfriends. Let's not forget how she became part of Team Alpha Male ultimately becoming a mediocre fighter. Finally to end with a bang... proof white privilege exists.

 

[Better Every Day]

About the only thing I equate with her and motorboating would be her rear end, alright...

Did you watch the video? (3:50-3:57)

 

[Sgt Smith]

Not shaving head
Dancing with the stars
Not shaving head
Eating cereal
Not shaving head

You forgot getting some love from No Love.

 

[nostradumbass]

Just do porn. More money, less work

Less work than having some ghost writer turn some boring stories into a boiler plate book about "dedication" and "overcoming obstacles" and just putting her name on it and collecting money? I'd rather watch the porn but the book isn't exactly hard work either.

 

[BC]

You forgot getting some love from No Love.

Oh yeah of course, a chapter on what it's like to date a neck tat as well, also not shaving head.

 

[VinceArch]

Well first I was born white and blonde.

Then I grew boobs. Small ones, but boobs.

I dance and lose fights. Sometimes I lose at dancing and win at fights.

I've never fought for a title or done much that is particularly interesting. I have the personality of a mild, pleasant air freshener.

The end.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

This is the world we live in now. A world run by morons and catering to morons.

 

[Squish II]

Lets see if she can have a successful career outside of mma, despite trying to use it mostly to get other opportunities.

 

[Concrete Whale]

Apparently 22 years of age is not too young to publish an autobiography.

Too young to shave your head though.

 

[datfnguy]

I can't even put into words how much I hate hearing her talk.

 

[Candy Routure]

Didn't she quit fighting or something?..

 

[Emjay]

*in my Bill Burr voice*

Oh jeeeezus

 

[Sporeborn]

Just goes to show you how this shithole world works, ladies and gentlemen. It doesn't matter how good you are at something, or how much good you do toward a certain something; superficiality, anti-intellectualism and unashamed catering to the reptilian brain always wins in the end. I'd imagine I'd get some use out of her book when I'm looking to start a fire to keep myself warm. Fuck off ,PVZ, and fuck your book.

 

[Better Every Day]

Didn't she quit fighting or something?..

No.
Why would she? She is making a lot of money, having fun, and not ever getting seriously hurt.

 

[SeverianB]

Well first I was born white and blonde.

Then I grew boobs. Small ones, but boobs.

I dance and lose fights. Sometimes I lose at dancing and win at fights.

I've never fought for a title or done much that is particularly interesting. I have the personality of a mild, pleasant air freshener.

The end.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

How the hell does shit like this happen? I guess you just gotta" be a semi attractive, mediocre female fighter and it's enough to get people to buy it.

She has legitimately nothing to talk about besides being in a steam mop commercial.

 

[SnowInformer]

 

[Xaero]

Maybe she'll talk about having sex with Sage.

^_^

 

[FleximusPrime]

I can't wait to read about her being bullied while growing up. I bet she won't disclose all of her 'friends' that she stabbed in the back by sleeping with their boyfriends. Let's not forget how she became part of Team Alpha Male ultimately becoming a mediocre fighter. Finally to end with a bang... proof white privilege exists.

"while" growing up..??? Shes hasnt grown up yet.